Bert is Evil

“It's TRUE!

click on link

click on link”

“is Bert a top or a bottom?”

“Is that Bert or Tom T? There's a striking resemblance.”

“Ok I just read this and laughed my ass off. At first I thought it was a relatively amusing picture but after reading what this picture was used for, I laughed harder than I have in a long time. How can you take a group seriously when they put a muppet posing with their leader on a poster? Oh that's right, we never did.

Good one, Violin.”

“Bert needs a good lawyer.”

“I wish they would have used Cookie, instead.”

“Reading one of the articles, it seems the guy who made the poster didn't know what the furry animal with Usama was.”

“i heard that bin Laden suffers from an enlarged heart...”

“null”

“Like the Grinch?”

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"Sesame Street has always stood for mutual respect and understanding," read a statement from the Children's Television Workshop. "We're outraged that our characters would be used in this unfortunate and distasteful manner. The people responsible for this should be ashamed of themselves."”

“except opposite...wasn't the Grinch's 3 sizes too small, to go along with his evil-doing?”

“the real world is much more novelistic sometimes than books & movies! :-)”

“Whats up with that????Some kind of message or something?

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“No Bert's not evil. Just gay. You know him and Ernie living together for years and all.”

“Gay is ok, but Evil...never!”

“I can see where this is going!!!

Oh Matt!!!!!!!

8p”

“Gay? But they sleep in seperate beds. Maybe they're just poor and can't afford a bigger apartment.”

“Right; they're roomies.”

“But hey they could also be drug users too?

And they shair needles!

8)”

“LMAO @ Crazy Mike!!!”

“but what about sponge bob?”

“Bah-ha-ha!


http://www.bertisevil.tv/”

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Evidence:
http://www.bertisevil.tv/evidence.htm
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“In this rarely seen photo, we see Bert standing in the side lines a few seconds before the assassination of John F. Kennedy. We have sources who claim that Lee Harvey Oswald and Bert were friends in Korea. Though no proof directly points to Bert's involvement in this ghastly shard of history... we wouldn't be too surprised if he was.



Recently the investigating party found out that the picture in which Lee Harvey was shot had been tampered with. After intensive restoration it showed that Bert, allegedly Oswald's friend, widnessed the shooting. It raises a bunch of new questions, was Oswald supposed to die before he could point Bert as his accomplice?



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