The Case of the Missing Newgirl

“Le Subtil, those are the "new" (didn't this start in the 70's) superlow Levi's. I think hip-huggers is the geezer term. HAHAHA! You know, for those hip bones. Rad, didn't you love the part where we looked at pictures? HAhaha! LyndyS, I'm not powerful. I'm a petite, lightweight. I think newgirl works.”

“Whew! What a night! I dreamt I met Newgirl and a dancing midget. I gotta quit smoking that string cheese.
Nigal- you're OK as long as you don't wear wool!”

“arclite and tarp rat liked the pictures better than mel and nigal and rad!”

“WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT? i DON'T SEE NO PICTURE!”

“Aero, you kill me. Rad, come on, seriously . . . why can't we all just agree?”

“Aero, you dreamt of Newgirl and a dancing midget??? Smoking cheese is definately hazardous to your health.”

“ok, all of the others like the pictures, too.



gojo, your school has blocked the photo site!”

“Militia, I think that Phil was maybe going to put a thumbnail on the photo page. Try there.”

“Militia is gojo? Rad, I'm glad the collective could finally come together on something. So, what chick are we going to try and pick-up tonight. Hahaha! (I'm only kidding. Everyone this is a ref. to another thread.)”

“In keeping with a backpacking theme, we did discuss a number of topics ranging from gear to beginning backpacking. A Beartooth trip may be in the works. I gotta admit, though, she's got some scruples. She didn't fall for the old "Hey, I wonder if two people could fit in this bag?" line.”

“Yeah, Aero might be just the guy to learn me some packin'! No Cooke City stuff this Jan. though. I'm a wimp. I'll get MY OWN sleeping bag before that.”

“"Aero might be just the guy to learn me some packin'!"

ROTFLMAO!!!!”

“I'll work one up next summer into Aero Lakes! Bring your goat repelent!”

“Hmmmm. You know, newgirl might be the personification of Kilroy for the new millenium!”

“Newgirl, don't be so literal! Luke Skywalker probably didn't weigh much more than you when he had his first fight with Darth Vador. You could be Girl Skywalker. Imagery. You think of yourself as powerful, and then you are.”

“Okay, let's have a vote. Girl Skywalker or Newgirl? We want to hear from you!”

“Wait a second here! That Kilroy guy looks an awful lot like that evil Bert dude! Could it be I was wrong about newgirl? Could it be that Bert=Kilroy=newgirl and we're all being duped?”

“I just got called a geezer.

:-(

The visual of the super low Levis almost made up for it.

Where'd I put my nitro pills?”

“I wanted to bring back this thread because I loved Aero's story, and he was feeling a bit like a pariah lately.

You are the bestest, Aero! (sorry but I couldn't totally steal Lyra's signature line).”

“HA! this was a hilarious thread :-) and since it's Aero, i'd let you use the line free of charge, Lyndy...usually it's $5.”

“A TT Classic !!”

“One of my favorites. I want to find Ice Tea's classic story about his urban trek to Dunkin' Donuts. I can't remember the thread name.”

“Yes, too funny, Aero!! And oh, that Ice Tea one WAS CLASSIC!!! lol”

“Thanks for bringing the thread back to the top. Threads like these are the addictive elements which keep me returning.
And Aero, you had the whole "gum-shoe" pulp thing cracklin'!!!

LAOL
(laughing again out loud)”

“This was a funny thread. That story Aero wrote was soooo stinkin' hilarious.”

“The Dunkin Dounut one was great.... was that really an Ice Tea thread?....”

“"Dounut"..... See what happens when you mention Ice Tea”

“LOL! It spreads Hodge. Hey, how's the daughter?”

“When were you missing?????

And how were you found?

8D”

“Mike, at that time, no one had met me. Aero and I arranged to meet so he could verify my existence to these weirdos (TTers). So, the rest is history and eventually lead to my meeting you and all the other wonderful Montanapaloozers. Get it?”

“Yeah. That was funny. I think that pic is on Phil's page.”

“Oh ok.

8D”

“Hey NG - My girl got home yesterday, from the cabin on Shuswap Lake. She's doing great and had her fill, of waterskiing etc. Her birthday's on the 5th, so we'll be celebrating, for sure. Thanks for asking.

How's your little one doing?”

“Hodg you have kids????

I did not know this.

Cool dude!

8D”

“That's where the "toxic blue smoke cloud" incident of 1973 took place (1971 Chevy Townsman wagon/lemon)....”

“If Newgirl is ever missing I will find her.”

“Nice one, Aero. I missed it when I joined TT last Nov.”

“I dunno if I can stand a whole case. How's about a 12-pack?

TGIF, You All.”

“ya'll are romanticizing again.....my therapist tells me thats bad”

“I re-read aero's original prose...it made my day.”

“Hodge, the little one is doing grrrrreat! We almost have potty training done (1 1/2 yrs. old, we rule), she's talkin' up a storm (gotta' watch my mouth), and in general, growing like a weed.

So, your's will be 15, eh? Now the real test of your parenting skills begins. Can you survive the teen yrs.?”

“Newgirl - Actually 14, this year, and the test began long ago... He He... you'll see. 'Terrible twos' coming up, eh?

LOL Martyb - We used to have a regular thing, around Sunday Summit, on the #3 near Manning Park. The old Ranch Wagon, just didn't like that spot.... Lost hubcaps, blown tires, radiators etc. A burning vehicle started a pretty bad forest fire, up there last year”