Saturday is "Sweetest Day"

“This is possibly the sweetest day of my life!

oh wait, is that cause I can't remember the others?”

“I met someone new today.”

“Care to share bacpac?”

“Sing it to her, Obi!! LOL!! Have a good time. (Oh and pick a really good song too)

Say... I've been drinking.LOL!”

“Biz, Well for starters she doesn't have a vagina like the grand canyon.”

“That's nice, do you whisper these things into her ear?”

“I don't have to whisper. She is not a Big Cunt. I spoke to her in a normal tone of voice and she replied in kind.”

“You trying hard to get a rise out of the TT ladies Bacpac? I hope you do find a nice loving woman to share the rest of your life with. Really.

Tarabull, I went to meijers and with you in mind I bought a box of graham crackers, a bag of marshmallows and hershey bars. That's right baby...smores! Be lookin for a stick on our hike next weekend! :o)”

“Awww heck Joy. I was just pokin fun at Sunshine. She seems to have a hard on for me, but she is havin trouble findin a stiff d!ck for baby #4. I don't doubt that she will find a Daddy #4 since Daddy #1, Daddy # 2 & Daddy # 3 probably came out of the same bar.

However, I do like to get a rise out of people. Guilty as charged.”

“I don't believe she's like that bacpac. I think I know her pretty well too. Don't hold a grudge, it's unbecomming.”

“Not believing? or denial?

Birth records are public records.”

“Bacpac, come on now. That is just nastiness, pure and simple. Have you walked a mile in her shoes? Be careful.”

“There is a big difference between getting a rise out of people and intentionally trying to hurt them for entertainment.
You can't make a distinction between sport and malice?”

“Sweetist day is a bunch of crap the flower business in the Greater Cincinnati, OH region came up with to seperate you from your money. My wife, then girlfriend, was upset when I did not get her something way back then. I told her what I thought about it and to not expect anything ever on this non-holiday. Until then I had not heard of it and have found out no one knows about it unless they are from the Cincy area.”

“Crimminy, bacpac, you are in rare form. God Bless you.”

“Good point Woodsy. How come my tantrums are never deleted?

Hmmm...”

“Bacpac - Excellent point. Don't have a clue, but your thread needs some editorial license.

Hey Matt, Bacpac's posting above needs some censorship. Where are you when we need you?”

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