Must Watch TV

“from the afghani TV guide

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "3rd Rock From the Sand"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "Who Wants to be a Koran Perverter"
8:30 - "When the Northern Alliance Attacks"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "Sand Trek"
10:00 - "Moammar & Mindy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
9:00 - "Survivor...I hope"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

SATURDAY
8:00 - "Let's Mecca Deal"
8:30 - "Taliban Squares"
9:00 - "This Old Tent"
9:30 - "No Sex in the City"
10:00 - "Mullah's Place"

SUNDAYS:
8:00 - "Who's Goat Is it Anyway?"
8:30 - "The Bedouin Bunch"
9:00 - "My Three Huns"
9:30 - "The Sultan of Queens"
10:00 - "I Dream of Jihad"”

“Where's "Win Ben Stein's Head" and "Monday Night Execution"? These other shows are just bombs.”

“"Let's Mecca Deal"?”

“LOL -There's a new show on the fall line-up, "Cave Improvement" and along the same line, "This Old Crater"”

“ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

That's great stuff!!”

“"Must Watch TV".

Classic oxymoron.


Must hit self upside head with hammer.”

“WOW!!! that was good”

“is stevehiker bland?”

“I agree arclite - there is no such thing as "Must Watch TV" - nothing but another worthless addiction.”

“I agree arclite - there is no such thing as "Must Watch TV".”

“yeah, arc. i want to see you NOT watch that one!”

“Oooooo! And Violin pulls off a stunning display of contradictions! What say you arcy, gonna be rotting your brain with the rest of us idiots this weekend or will you stick to your intellectual guns?”

“I believe the phrase is "Must See TV". Be that as it may, it will still rot your brain.”

“Did they cancel the "Allah Files"?”

“Nigal, I am a sick puppy this year. It seems I'd rather be out on the water enjoying my kayak than watching TV on Saturdays.

I must be gettin' old.”

“That was great, violin!

Folks, I am a sick puppy this year. It seems I'd rather be out on the water enjoying my kayak than watching TV on Saturdays.

Saturday, November 24, I expect to be kicked back on a sub-tropical island paradise called Cayo Costa. It's undeveloped and only accessable by boat. Maybe I'll bring a radio. Maybe not.”

“Ooops!

OR MAYBE I'LL PADDLE MY A$$ OFF TO SHORE AND HIT THE NEAREST SPORTS BAR. Just for a few hours you understand.”

“Leave the radio. Football will still be here when ya get back!”

“I'd leave the radio too.

”

“Is that Cayo Costa, violin? It sure looks like it. The tent sites are just off the beach, back in the trees. Should be about a four hour drive and a one hour paddle.

...down to Kokomo...”

“Allegedly.

I'm jealous.”

“Don't worry, violin. When people from NJ grow smart enough they come here. Either that, or they get almost old enough to die and move to Florida. You've probably only got 5-10 years left before you see this stuff in person.

Ya'll come. You got a place to crash.”

“Actually I thought Florida was New Jersey's retirement village.”

“Violin, south east Florida is for New Yorkers and Jerseyites. South west Florida is for the midwest. Check with your local AARP chapter first, so you'll know where your particular village is located.”

“Does anyone here have Direct TV? I found the greatest channel called World Link TV. They have some of the greatest programming. I started watching here at work because they show music videos from all over the world (you mean there’s something besides eMpTV?) and got drawn in by the other programs. They cover news from all over the world, not just the US. They have a great French show called Visa` vs. Visa` where they link up two people with video phones and have them talk to each other for a week. The people are usually two people with opposing views such as an Israeli and an Palestinian exile. They have a great show called Karachi Cops that is just COPS in the USA but it is filmed in Karachi, Pakistan. Wild sh!t! I watched a show this morning that examined the effects of corporate dollars on the media but with no leftist conspiracy slant.

Very kewl stuff if you get to check it out.”

“I have a new love for

"whos's line is it anyway"

my son and I crawl under our blankets and watch this almost every night.
I now get to
watch a funny show, I get to really bond with my son and laugh out loud with him

fun show!”

“I’ve seen every episode about 50 times. The guy I work for watches it every night on ABC Family. Colin Machery (SP?) is the funniest one…

“Well return to Dyslexic Theater’s Bitty Bitty Chang Chang after these messages.””

“we watched the one last night when Wayne was wearing his thong
I was crying cause I was laughing so hard.
pretty clean show to have your kids watch. my son loves this show”

“They did one show where they showed all the stuff that cut because it was too strong. What's your favorite skit? I like Props and the one where the two can only say two line..."What's that?"..."Well that can't be good"..."When's lunch?".”

“Tonight is the CMA Awards (cbs) versus the Vibe awards (upn).

I'm voting for the Vibe awards, guests of which include Ciara, Ludacris, Pharrell, and of course, Young Jeezy.

Ok, seriously ... Big Brother is on tonight. The promo reads: "Contestants hang from a tube suspended above water." That's what I'm talk'n 'bout!”

“I'll be at the gym. Someone may get shot at the Vibe awards.”

“More importantly Matisyahu is on Late Late with Furgison.”

“Who dat?”

“Funniest danged show I've seen in a long time.”

“2 cool dramas on at the same time: house and commander in chief. ive been taping cic the last couple weeks now i need to catch up”

“I know why you watch that show crash! *winkie winkie*”

““Who dat?”

He's a reggae rapper. Very awesome.

”

“Never mind. He was on LAST night. I'm always a damn day behind.”

“geena davis is hot! hot! hot! and o man dont get me started on hugh laurie”