How to Become Independently Wealthy

“Aero, I am right w/ you on that one. Have you seen Bozeman lately? Sick. Maybe we are at the lower end of the economic scale, but look at our surroundings. I think it is a fair trade off. BTW, do you want to come over tonight and help me pack. I got to make this move quickly, before the weirdos catch on. Hahah.

Joy, I agree, to each his own. That was just my personal ideal.”

“You got a point Dunadan. I do see more used heaps around here than in other parts of the country. BTW, anyone want to buy a '73 Galaxie 2 door hardtop? Runs great and comes with a set of studded snow tires.”

“Sorry again, Newgirl. I forgot that you escaped from a Huterite Colony. I know how deperate they are to keep their women. I bet you make a great cabbage soup! Talk about living cheap! Those folks are self-sufficient!”

“How many miles on that Galaxie?

Does it have A/C (*ha*) or should I plan on cutting the roof off come June?”

“Don't be dissin' the Hoots, Aero. Cabbage soup . . . you should see me pluck a chicken! LOL! I only left the colony so I could recruit new women to join. We are in need of new blood.”

“Tilt-it has A/C but I unhooked the belts. Mileage--hmmm not sure, but it's got a new carb. It's a great in- town car. get's lousy mileage w/a 400cu.in. V-8.

Hey newgirl! I had a girlfriend they tried to recruit. She was selling a mattress and they came by to look at it. She was wearing a tube top and shorts and these two young Huterite men just sort of stood there w/ their mouths open; they didn't buy the mattress. But, they came back a few days later and wanted to know if she was interested in joining the colony.”

“Oh gawd! It is so embarassing when our men act that way. I don't know why they don't think our dresses and bonnets aren't sexy.”

“I can't believe I logged in just for this . . .

Aero/newgirl ---

The reaction of those two young men . . .

That's why they are called

"HOOTERITES"!!!!

Cause they just can't pass up a nice pair o'hooters!”

“Hahaha! We are just joking around Lee. I am not an escapee of a Huterite colony.”

“it was hard to tell if you were a hooterite with dat newspaper and leather jacket covering it all up!!!:-0”

“Hilarious! Too funny Lee. I guess the leather gave it away.”