Buddur Songs

“Buddurfinger
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch

Such a buddur finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in

Buddury words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
Cos it's the kiss of death from

Mister Buddurfinger
Pretty girl, beware of this heart of gold
His heart is cold

Buddury words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from

Mister Buddurfinger ...

He loves only buddur
Only buddur”

“Her name was buddur, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her fur and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
But while she tried to be a star,
buddur always tended bar
Across the crowded floor, he worked from 8 til 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?
At the buddur, buddurcabana!

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I write the buddurs that make the whole world sing.
I write the buddurs of love and special things.
I write the buddurs that make the young girls cry.
I write the buddurs, I write the buddurs.

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I remember all my life
raining down as cold as ice.
Shadows of a dog,
a wet nose pressed against a window barkin' in the night,
the night goes into
Morning just another day;
happy people pass my way.
Looking in their eyes,
I see a memory I never realized how happy you made me.
Oh buddur well,
you came and you gave without taking,
but I sent you away.
Oh, buddur well,
kissed me and stopped me from shaking,
and I need you today.
Oh, buddur!”

“LOL!!!!”

“oh oh woa oh oh oh baby buddur. -from the benny hill show”

“Buddur Manilow! hahahahahahaha--good one, militiaboy”

“Buddur Buddur, you've torn your dress,
Buddur Buddur, your face is a mess,
Buddur Buddur, how could they know,
Hot tramp, I love you so.”

“Shake it up,
Shake it down;
move it in move it round,
crisco lady
move it in move it out move in and about crisco lady.
Shake it up shake it down
move it in move it out, crisco lady.
Hey sexy lady ,
said i like the way you move your thang,
Lord have mercy girl,
you dance so fine,and you're right on time.
girl you ought to be on T.V. on soul train.
when you get the groove,
it ain't no stopp-in. just can't help it, i'm finger pop-pin;
shake it up shake it down; move it in move it round, crisco lady.
move it in move it round ;move it in round about, crisco lady.
shake it baby shake it baby shake your thang;
shake it baby shake it baby shake your thang,
you got me groovin,
I feel like movin,
can't sit still i'm groovin.”

“budder flavored crisco”

“Award for "Making Me Laugh The Most" goes to NIGAL

LOL!!”

“Well buddur my a$$ and call me Nancy!”

“ummm.... no.”

“I knew you'd be the first one on that Rad! LOL!”

“i won't be "ON" that , AT ALL!!!! LOL!!!!”

“Budder in the monrning
Budder in the evening
Budder at suppertime
Be my little Budder and love me all the time!”

“Ba n evqtr vg or...ohg sebz gur perfg, gur pnpur, lbh pnaabg frr! Ohg qb abg srne, sbe lbh ner arne...orpnhfr va n fybcrfvqr cvg, gur pnpur jvyy fvg!”

“That Shaft is one bad budder--”

“Shut your mouth...”

“I'm just typin' bout Shaft”

“but ya better thank me befor I die


for the blood in yer gut and the spit in yer eye

cuz I'm the son of a b!tch who named you Budder”

“I pulled in to Nazareth
Was feelin bout half past dead
I just need some place
Where I can lay my head
Hey Buddur, can you tell me
Where a dog might find a bed
He just grinned and shook my paw
No was all he said
Take a load off Buddur
Take a load for free
Take a load off Buddur
And, and, and you put the load right on me!”

“Hey Buddur, you stuck in town yoday too?”

“LMFAO! That last Buddur song has got to be one of the best of them all.”

“you are so buddurfull, to me.
can't you see eee-ee-ee?
you're everything I hoped for,
you're everything I need.
you are so buddurfull, to me.”

“Why do birds suddenly appear
everytime Buddurs near
Just like me
I long to be
close to he (buddur)

On the day that Buddurs born
The angels got together
and decided to create a dog so cool”

“Buddur, I'm-a want you
Buddur, I'm-a need you

You the only one I care enough to hurt about

Maybe I'm-a crazy
But I just can't live without...

Your lovin' and affection
Givin' me direction
Like a guiding light to help me through a darkest hour

Lately I'm a-prayin'
That you'll always be a-stayin' beside me

Used to be my life was just emotions passing by
Feeling all the while and never really knowing why...

Lately I'm a-prayin'
That you'll always be a-stayin' beside me.

Used to be my life was just emotions passing by
Then you came along and made me laugh
And made me cry...
You taught me why...

Buddur, I'm-a want you
Buddur, I'm-a need you
Oh, it took so long to find you, Buddur
Buddur, I'm-a want you
Buddur, I'm-a need you”

“Budduring you, is easy 'cause you're beautiful...dootdootandoooo”

“bread was a great (cheesy) band

bread.... and buddur”

“Don't call me Buddur, not fit to
The picture kept will remind me
Don't call me Buddur, not fit to
The picture kept will remind me
Don't call me...”

“If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be traveling on now
There's too many places I've got to see

If I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as Buddur now
And Buddur you cannot change
Woahh Ohhhha Ohhhha Ohhha Ohhha and Buddur you cannot change”

“Leaves are falling all around,
It's time I was on my way.
Thanks to you, I'm much obliged
For such a pleasant stay.

But now it's time for me to go,
The petzl tikka lights my way.
For now I smell the rain,
And with it pain,
And it's headed my way.
Ah, sometimes I grow so tired,
But I know I've got one thing I got to do,

Ramble On,
And now's the time, the time is now
To sing my song.
I'm goin' 'round the world,
I got to find my Buddur, on my way.
I've been this way ten years to the day, Ramble On,
Gotta find the dog of all my dreams.

Got no time to for spreadin' roots,
The time has come to be gone.
And to our health we drank a thousand times,
It's time to Ramble On.

Ramble On,
And now's the time, the time is now
To sing my song.
I'm goin' 'round the world,
I got to find my Buddur, on my way.
I've been this way ten years to the day, Ramble On,
Gotta find the dog of all my dreams.

I ain't tellin' no lie.

Buddur's a tale that can't be told,
My dog I hold dear;
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air,
T'was in the darkest depths of Appalachia
I met a dog so fair,
But animal control crept up
And slipped away with Buddur.
Buddur, Buddur....yea.
Ain't nothing I can do, no.

Ramble On,
And now's the time, the time is now
To sing my song.
I'm goin' 'round the world,
I got to find my Buddur, on my way.
I've been this way ten years to the day, Ramble On,
Gotta find the dog of all my dreams.

Gonna ramble on, sing my song
Gotta keep-a-searchin' for my baby...
Gonna work my way, round the world
I can't stop this feelin' in my heart
Gotta keep searchin' for my Buddur
I can't find my dog!
I'd listen to my Buddur howl but I can't find my Buddur
A-keep-a ramblin' baby...”

“You don't know me but I'm your Buddur.
I was raised here in this living hell.
You don't know my kind in your world.
Fairly soon the time will tell.

You, telling me the things you're gonna do for me.
I ain't blind and I don't like what I think I see.
Takin' it to the streets,
takin' it to the streets, no more need for runnin',
takin' it to the streets.”

“Hello Fadda, here I am at Camp Granada, it is very entertaining, and I hear we'll have some fun when it stops raining...”

“BUD DER.... BUD DER... BUD DER.... BUD DER BUD DER BUD DER BUD DER BUDDER BUDDER BUDDER BUDDER







Theme from Jaws”

“When we were just beginning it was such an easy way
layin' back up in the mountains singin' songs for sunny days
But Tom got tired of pickin' daisies and cooking my meals for me
He can live the life he wants to, yes, and it's all right with me

I think I'd rather be a cowdog
I think I'd rather run the range
I think I'd rather be a cowdog
Than to lay me down in love and his leashes.”

“Jingle Budder,
Jingle Budder,
Jingle all the way-
Oh what fun it is to hike-
with Budder...all the way!

Oh, you better not chew, you better not bite, you better not try to hump Tarabull's leg,
I'm telling you why.
Santa Budder's coming to town!”

“Or it that Budder's Santa is coming to town?
See Ya -gotta go to church now-”

“Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Every buddur must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Every buddur must get stoned.

They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll stone ya when you are young and able.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
Every buddur must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Every buddur must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walking home.
They'll stone you and then say you are brave.
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Every buddur must get stoned.”

“Oh, Buddur, it's cryin' time,
Oh, Buddur, I got to fly.
Got to try to find a way,
Got to try to get away,
'Cause you know I gotta get away from you, dog.

Oh, Buddur, the river's red,
Oh, Buddur, in my head.
There's a funny feelin' goin' on, I don't think I can hold out long.

*And when the owls cry in the night,
Oh, Buddur, Buddur, when the pines begin to cry,
Buddur, Buddur, Buddur, how do you feel?
If the river runs dry, Buddur,
How do you feel?

Craze, Buddur, the rainbow's end,
Buddur, it's just a den for those who hide,
Who hide their love to depths of life
And ruin dreams that we all knew so, dog.”

“here's a little ditty we were singing to buddur this weekend...


go to sleep little buddur
go to sleep little buddur

your momma's gone away and your daddy's gone to stay
they didn't leave nobody but the buddur

go to sleep little buddur
go to sleep little buddur

everybody's gone in the cotton and the corn
didn't leave nobody but the buddur

you're a sweet little buddur
you're a sweet little buddur

honey in the rock and the sugar don't stop
gonna bring a bottle to the buddur

don't you weep pretty buddur
don't you weep pretty buddur

she's long gone with her red shoes on
gonna need another loving buddur

go to sleep little buddur
go to sleep little buddur

you and me and the buddur makes three
don't need no other lovin' buddur

go to sleep little buddur
go to sleep little buddur

come lay your bones on the alabaster stones
and be my everlovin' buddur”

“Buddur
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Buddur

Buddur
Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh Buddur

Father
Gonna take you daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh father

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till your bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's

Buddur
Tell your children to hold my hand
Tell your children not to undesrstand
Oh Buddur

Father
Do you wanna bang heads with me
Do you wanna feel everything
Oh father

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Wo-oh
Buddur
Yea”

“Whoa, Black Buddur (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Buddur (Bam-ba-Lam)

Black Buddur had a child (Bam-ba-Lam)
The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-Lam)
He said, "I'm worryin' outta mind" (Bam-ba-Lam)
The damn thing gone blind (Bam-ba-Lam)
I said Oh, Black Buddur (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Buddur (Bam-ba-Lam)

Oh, Black Buddur (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Buddur (Bam-ba-Lam)

He really gets me high (Bam-ba-Lam)
You know that's no lie (Bam-ba-Lam)
He's so rock steady (Bam-ba-Lam)
And He's always ready (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Buddur (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Buddur (Bam-ba-Lam)

Whoa, Black Buddur (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Buddur (Bam-ba-Lam)

He's from Birmingham (Bam-ba-Lam)
Way down in Alabam' (Bam-ba-Lam)
Well, He's shakin' that thing (Bam-ba-Lam)
Boy, He makes me sing (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Buddur (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Buddur
BAM-BA-LAM”

“The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Every Buddur in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Every Buddur in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Every Buddur in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

The sad sack was a sittin' on a block of stone
way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, Buddur, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Every Buddur in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Buddur turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Every Buddur in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.”

“Dear Budder Dear Budder
You got no complaint
You are what you are
And you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Budder and Listen up good
Quit wishin for bad luck
And knockin on wood
Signed, Dear Abby”

“Can you judge a man
By the way he wears his hair
Can you read his mind
By the clothes that he wears
Can you see a bad man
By the pattern on his tie

Well then mister you're a buddur man than I
Well then mister you're a buddur man than I
Well then mister you're a buddur man than I
Well then mister you're a buddur man than I

Could you tell a wise man
By the way he speaks or spells
Is this more important
Than the stories that he tells
And call a man a fool
If for wealth he doesn't strive

Well then mister you're a buddur man than I
Well then mister you're a buddur man than I
Well then mister you're a buddur man than I
Well then mister you're a buddur man than I

You condemn a man
If you faith he doesn't hold
You say the color of his skin
Is the color of his soul
Could you say that men
For king and country all must die?

Well then mister you're a buddur man than I
Well then mister you're a buddur man than I
Well then mister you're a buddur man than I
Well then mister you're a buddur man than I”

“Hot chili peppers in the blistering sun
Dust on my face and my cape
Me and Buddur on the run
I think this time we shall escape

Sold my guitar to the baker's son
For a few crumbs and a place to hide
But I can get another one
And play for Buddur as we ride

Past the Aztec ruins and the ghosts of our people
Hoofbeats like castanets on stone
At night I dream of bells in the village steeple
Then I see the bloody face of Ramon



Was it me in la cantina?
Was it my hand that held the gun?
Come now lets fly my Buddur
The dogs are barking and what's done is done

At the corrida we'll sit in the shade
And watch the young torero stand alone.
We'll drink tequila where our grandfathers stayed
When they rode with Villa into Torren.

Then the padre will recite the prayers of old
In the little church this side of town.
I will wear new boots and an earring of gold
You'll shine with diamonds in your wedding gown.

The way is long but the end is near
Already the fiesta has begun.
The face of God will appear
With His serpent eyes of obsidian


Was that the thunder that I heard?
My head is vibrating I feel a shrp pain
Come sit by me don't say a word
Oh can it be that I am slain?

Quick Buddur take my gun
Look up in the hills that flash of light
Aim well my little one
We may not make it through the night”

“Buddur had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.

Buddur had a little lamb, with fleece as white as snow.








(sorry)”

“you should be :)”

“When I find myself in times of trouble,
mother Mary comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom, Buddur Bean.
And in my hour of darkness,
she is standing right in front of me,
speaking words of wisdom, Buddur Bean.
Buddur Bean, Buddur Bean.
Buddur Bean, Buddur Bean.
Whisper words of wisdom, Buddur Bean.

And when the broken hearted people,
living in the world agree,
there will be an answer, Buddur Bean.
For though they may be parted there is
still a chance that they will see,
there will be an answer, Buddur Bean.
Buddur Bean, Buddur Bean.
Buddur Bean, Buddur Bean. Yeah.
There will be an answer, Buddur Bean.
Buddur Bean, Buddur Bean.
Buddur Bean, Buddur Bean.
Whisper words of wisdom, Buddur Bean.

Buddur Bean, Buddur Bean.
Buddur Bean, Buddur Bean.
Whisper words of wisdom, Buddur Bean.
And when the night is cloudy,
here is still a light that shines on me,
shine on until tomorrow, Buddur Bean.
I wake up to the sound of music,
mother Mary comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom, Buddur Bean.
Buddur Bean, Buddur Bean.
Buddur Bean, Buddur Bean.
There will be an answer, Buddur Bean.
Buddur Bean, Buddur Bean.
Buddur Bean, Buddur Bean.
Whisper words of wisdom, Buddur Bean.”