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“Some of them limber hi skul gurls could teach their teach a thing or 2 on this subject I bet.”

“Gojo is a school janitor.”

“pekka, I can't speak for DI's, but that pretty much sums up my feelings about foreplay.”

“I have a backpacking-related question: I need to know any position attainable in a Kelty Dart .”

“Probably going to have to keep it simple Aero. Go w/ the missionary. This will keep the hypothermia at bay as well.”

“Right handed.”

“If you own Kelty Dart you are already screwed.”

“Does 69 count (as a position)?”

“Yuck! I can't think of a position more revolting Le Subtil (well, maybe the "bacpac").”

“newgirl, you DEFINATELY need a new man!”

“Newgirl just needs an instruction manual rad... instruction manual”

“Whattafuh, newgirl?

You need a housecall -
now where did I put that >wet< tool pouch...

hehehee!”

“Foreplay in Georgia...

"Hush up, baby, and get in the truck."”

“Yeah tilt, and that's how they get the farm animals.”

“newy -
don't forget to answer the door in a sexy nighty thingy...

(it should be a type that is not damaged by cold water, too)”

“Newgirl - if that's "revolting" you aren't doing it right LOL.”

“Geez, I didn't know we had so many experts around. I know what I like boys, thank you very much. I'm not down w/ the 69. Ladies? Help me out here. Of all the other possible combos. is 69 even in the top 3? Gojo, I'm a simple girl. I don't own any sexy nighty thingys.”

“Maybe you are more familiar with the Chinese version, they call it "twocanchew".

Do you know what the square of 69 is? it's eight (ate) something.

I tell you what, let's have a 68 and you can owe me one.”

“LOL= laughing out loud = joke”

“...nekkid it is, then.

hehehee!
do:”

“As long as my .... is in her .... or ...., I don't care if I'm standing on my head.”

“Most nights it's hallway sex.”

“77 is better than 69, anyway -
you get eight more!
hehehee!”

“can't help you, newgirl”

“This is where we pass each other in the hallway and say, "F*%# you!"”

“What? Running girl, you can't be serious. You agree w/ these maniacs!?

Baso, you are terrible. Gojo, you couldn't take it, western girls know how to ride!

I'm JUST joking here people! Plse. don't let the hate threads begin.”

“running girl said a mouthful.”

“Newy - How do you know what I can or cannot take? Why not head "south" and find out
first head-I-mean-hand.

Whoo-weeee!
I gare-own-tee!


heheheeeee!”

“Most women I've been with don't seem to have the patience for oral sax. I go down there on my own initiative and they seem bored and can hear them thinking c'mon get on with it, quit piddling around down there put it in me or something. There have been exceptions though, but not many.”

“Wow! Steve, hon, that was too much info. for me-o!

Gojo, I'm afraid of the south. I've heard bad things about southern men! HeHeHe! And what the heck are you gauranteeing?”

“Know what'cha mean, Steve.
I had a girlfriend of 2-1/2 years that NEVER let me!
"It makes me TOO CRAZY" she'd say.
Go finger-I-mean-figure...”

“I guarantee SATISFACTION!

(if nothing other than self satisfaction - hehehee!)”

“"It makes me TOO CRAZY" is the nice way to say:

"Damn, man, where'd you come up w/ that retarded move?"

"Is there something else we could be doing?''

"I wonder if I have enough quarters for two loads of wash?"

"Honeycake, do you want to snuggle, 'cause you aren't gettin' the job done!?"”

“From this point on I'm going to associate Gojo and Mick Jagger.”

“Ya got some wonderful new discoveries ahaid of you, my dear noogie!”

“i'm going to see *The Vagina Monologues* tonight! just thought i'd throw that in there.”

“Sawry, chewgirl, but she did get a little kooky. Mebbe she had a hyper-sensitive you-know-what.”

“Lyra, a girlfriend of mine saw them. She said they were intense.

Gojo, I think you have some discoveries ahead!!”

“Mick Jagger?!

Jubus H. Cripes -
that's worse than Rod Stewart!”

“Ok, time for me to step in and say "SIMMA DOWN NOW".”

“"
77 is better than 69, anyway -
you get eight more!
hehehee!
gojo
4:21:35 PM
10/25/01"

Dayem, Gojo. How in tarn nation did you bury all them digits???
a 70, 71 or 72 is believable, but geez, both hands!”

“Way to go, Chewy!”

“Sorry Matt. I prefer anywhere in the infield. I have a hard time judging a fly ball and I'm just too stupid to get out of the way of a wicked, screaming ground ball.
(Better, Matt???)”

“If 69 is dueling banjos upside down, what is 99? (Notice the position of the points.)”

“Matt's right . . . we are getting a bit too carried away here. Matt, I would like to tattle on the Southern guy, though. He started it and you know how those southern sorts act.

HeHeHe. We're sorry!”

“Newgirl, describe a "southern sort", I am from Lower Alabama and should find this interesting.”

“Yeah, I'm southern too.”

“I'm surprised none of you NASCAR fans claimed the pole position.”

“Matt, kick her off if she answers incorrectly, LOL.”

“I'm from Georgia, and I prefer Formula One.

guh-HILK.”