Vote for your favorite position

“Atlanta Flames fan here - right wing is a good position for a slap shot”

“Talk about a blast from the past...”

“A tip to those stumped by the 99 position: See the bedroom scene early in the film Crash.”

“Matt was getting a pudgy.”

“Why are cowgirls bow-legged? 'Cause cowboys like to eat with their hats on.”

“"Most women I've been with don't seem to have the patience for oral sax. I go down there on my own initiative and they seem bored and can hear them thinking c'mon get on with it, quit piddling around down there put it in me or something. There have been exceptions though, but not many."

You must not be doing it right Steve.”

“Stevehiker, try to visualize a little man in a canoe...this may help you with your "performance issues".”

“Matt, I'm really, really sorry about the southern comment. What I meant to say was you know how those h.s. teachers w/ talking dogs sorts are.”

“Newgirl, I am a talking dog, please explain yourself.”

“...and Stevehiker, the man in the canoe is the bald one.”

“Oops! Sorry.”

“I got a little carried away, too - sorry.

Chewgirl -
get in the truck!
hehehee!


99 = "spooning"?”

“newgirl, your friend was right!! *The Vagina Monologues* were nothing if not intense! i laughed, i cried...for real :-) if anyone gets a chance to see it, go for it!”

“Gojo, I'm not going anywhere in a truck w/ you. If Sarabelle drives I might reconsider.

Lyra, glad you like 'em. I don't think it is probably for me. Now, if Tommy (the rock opera) is in town, that'd be right up my alley.”

“I'm supposed to look for a little man in a canoe? I thought it was a little woman in the valley. (Now I'm really confused.)”

“Whichever you are looking for, don't do it in Zambia. News item today that a German tourist got 6 years in the slammer for an "unnatural" act.”

“Think I'll stick to women in America, regarless of whether they're in a canoe or not.”

“Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?

A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.”

“Hahahahaha! Way too funny.”

“My Wife controls the remote. I guess she'd never know. :(”

“the solution is obvious - let your spouse have the remote - get rid of the TV”

“It's only right that she get the remote. I almost never watch TV. What the heck do I need it for?”

“I feel sorry for mapper.”

“null”

“?”

“not touching this with a ten foot pole.


maple”