The "Spock Sucks" Thread

“hmmmmmm, how do I begin?

Hey Spock, you suck!”

“Double SUCK!!!

Why don't you go find a crevasse to fall in in Alaska?!??”

“I thought you didn't want to pollute Alaska Biz?”

“Hey, Spock, you are famous.”

“I said it once and I'll say it again...


Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Steve Hiker! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock! Ban Spock!”

“Can this surpass the "Lime Green Jello" Thread in number of posts? I think we have a contender!”

“BTW - Spock eats crayons and drinks his own pee.”

“Let's see if I got this right.
1)Spock launches a personal attack on one of us.
2) The actual target of the attack is a bystander (Rad's wife)
3) It is condemned repeatedly
4) No apology is made
5) War is declared against Spock
Kinda reminds you about recent, and not so recent, events doesn't it? Are we a predicable species or what?”

“Good thinking! Let's start with an international union and then take our case to the U.N. They'll set up sanctions against anyone. We'll starve 'em out!

Of course Matt, you can save us all the trouble and just BAN HIM! 8)”

“Spock is then attacked by the same infantile means that he has been using recently. There is no justice here.”

“Like I said, we're a predictable species. Not a lot of hope for the future, is there?”

“I was curious how Spocks' attitude would be if someone he loves had been a victim of his so called just war on civilians. It seems to easy to play devils advocate when there is no personal price being paid.”

“How does someone become so twisted? Where is this dude from anyway?”

“Good idea! Lets go all out in our unrestrained Spock bashing! We wouldn't want to give anyone the impression any of us have more character than he.”

“OK, I agree, after the morinic NRA thread I owe him an insult.”

“I will pee on his pakpak this week ins in Norf Cardinal Mountins if he is ther and prolly his tent to and sleepy bag.
(o:3”

“Stairway to Logic
By Lt. Spock
There is a female earth being who is certain
All that reflects light is a precious metal with an atomic number of 79.
And she is purchasing the legendary staircase to the Christian paradise.
When she arrives there, she has the knowledge
That if the retail outlets have terminated business for the day,
With a single utterance she may purchase the item which fulfills her goal.
And she is purchasing the legendary staircase to the Christian paradise.
There is an inscription on the upright structure;
However, she would like to be certain,
Because a large percentage of words have more than one definition.
In a large plant form by a flowing canal
There is an avian spouting forth rhythmic poetry,
Occasionally a person draws inaccurate conclusions.
And I am very curious.
Fascinating.
If there is a foreign object in your plant mass, do not be concerned.
It is but a fertilizer for the toxic weed of the foliage.
Indeed, there are two passageways you may travel;
However, in the distant future you may opt to seek the other.
And I am very curious.
Your brain vibrates but will not depart, if you have no knowledge of this,
The bearer of the woodwind instrument is seeking you to accompany him.
Blessed earth female, do you hear the sound
Caused by moving masses of air, and are you aware
That your transporter is located on the said masses of air?
Now, as we proceed down the passage way,
With the projections of our bodies from light
Appearing to be larger than our spiritual form,
The earth female, who we are acquainted with, follows,
Who emanates brilliant photons and desires to demonstrate
How all matter continues to transmute
Into a precious metal of atomic number 79.
And if you use your auditory senses quite acutely,
The combination of music and lyrics will become clear, finally,
When all beings operate under one consciousness,
To be a solid object of earth, not prone to spontaneous movement.
And she is purchasing the legendary staircase to the Christian paradise.”

“LMAO sarabelle!”

“LOL Nigal! (but that's a bad translation of "if there's a bustle in your hedgerow... for the May Queen")”

“Fascinating”

“Ignore the little man and I bet he'd go away! Imagine if no one ever responded to anything he posted! It would be wonderful!”

“Spock you should have been a rug shot, how did your dad get so lucky?

oh yeah!!!! I just got back from your old lady's house. You might not recognize her when you get home because I shaved her back!!!

R.I.P. Sam!”

“Buddha Bear, you suck!”

“Some people leave their mark on Trail Talk, Spock will leave a stain.”

“Thanks wsexton, I may get #2 with that vote of suckiness! :)”