Being Paranoid is Fun

“I am laying out in my backyard today, soaking up the AZ rays and I can't help but think my neighbor is spying on me.

Does anybody else ever get paranoid? What about?”

“i'm scared that i'm spying on biz.”

“Hey Biz - Pass some of doose rays over here to Michigan. It's getting cold!”

“I paid him to get some nude pics of you Biz. You can lose the paranoia if you'd just get nekkid, and accept my original offer.”

“Akkk! :P

Seriously, I also think my new boyfriend is a Russian spy”

“For those of you who don't know, The HMWH Club, TT Division has offered Biz a large sum of $ to pose nude in some very "artistic" positions. We plan on debuting the photos on Phils page, and then generating huge profits from a dedicated porn site called "Bizzzzzzyiattth.com". We are negotiating deals for newgirl and mountaingirl as well.”

“Dang! Busted!”

“Only when I smoke really good cheeba.”

“Biz, put up a webcam. Then you'll know you're being watched! the Bizcam?”

“You're not paranoid: BizCam”

“Biz, you are a tease.

So, whatcha wearing?”

“Buddha - Who do I make my donation check to??”

“Roseymonster that was the funniest thing I've read all morning!

Buddha, I have not been notified of any such deal. Do I have an agent you are going through here or have you just not had the time to send me the proposal yet?

Biz, get out of the sun already. It's makin' you looney tooney.”

“I'm afraid of big oil companies that hire Mulahs to fly into stuff so we can invade their contries and control all their oil fields so the oil companies can get richer so they can hire more Mulahs so they can fly into more stuff, so we can invade more contries so we can control more oil so the oil companies can get even more rich so they can hire even MORE Mulahs...[Nigal's head explodes]”

“I quit doing coke, but the paranoia still haunts me.”

“skin cancer doesn't make her paranoid!”

“And she's even a red head! Get out of the sun Biz!”

“Bacpac, I've found that you can ease the paranoia if you use just a bit of crack once in awhile and taper it off over a long period. Also, you should probably try to pay off any debts you have to your dealers. Coke dealers are the worst for increasing the post use paranoia level!”

“I quit before crack was invented.”

“That doesn't mean you can't give it a whirl.”

“he already has a whirled crack”

“LOL! Bacpac got busted for having 50 lbs of crack!!”

“Just because they're not out to get you, it doesn't mean you're not paranoid.


Didja about the retired gynocologist?”

“biz --

are you soaking up rays in a bathing suit? In a bikini? If so . . .you aren't paranoid.”

“by the way, these 2 days off work are no coincidence...I thought the cafeteria lady at work short-changed me, THEN I thought she was the damn CIA!

they told me to 'take a few days off'”

“Biz, honey, take the nice little pills the doctor gave you;-)”

“Man, why aren't you backpacking then?”

“Did somebody say CIA?”

“Oh gawd, get over it. Paranoia, smaranoia . . . you have nothing to worry about. Talk to SteveHiker, he's the one w/ alien probs. (HeHeHe!)”

“Even MORE fun!

Enjoy!”