Why I hate you all.

“You'll have to get past me first Tarabull, (if I'm awake)!”

“She's polish. (Snicker)”

“Yeah, birch, I be insane because I spend my time on this site which is 95% redneck, trigger-happy, gun-totin', beer-chuggin', WHITE TRASH.”

“Well spock, you always have the option of making sure the door doesn't hit you in the @ss on the way out.”

“Why do you think I come here, chili? Because white trash is fun to be around? No, because it's so easy F###ing with the minds of morons.”

“Hate is easy
Love is difficult

As my grandfather once told me
"If it's easy it probably ain't worth doing."”

“Spock, you know there is a Mensa website which you may want to visit to hurl childish insults. Perhaps it will provide you with a little more challenge. Sometimes this site is fun, but then there are times like this week.”

“Should they whisper false of you,
Never trouble to deny;
Should the words they say be true,
Weep and storm and swear they lie.
-- Dorothy Parker”

“what? I didn't make the list?”

“See his earlier post in which he hates all of us by reference, whether specified or not.”

“mapper, this week has been a LOT of fun. The most I've ever had here. Have a sense of humor.”

“LyndyS - I do have some irish in me. But, as Joy pointed out, I am mostly Polish!

Let the polish jokes begin...”

“There were these two fishermen in a rowboat, named Stan and Stosh.....all day and most of the night they fished, but caught nothing. Finally the moon set, and they suddenly started catching fish. The fish were practically jumping into the boat. "Hey Stan, how are we going to find this spot on the lake again. This is the best fishing spot, but it is so dark, that we don't even know where we are?"

"Hmmmm." Stan suddenly jumped overboard with a tin of shoe polish. When he surfaced, and climbed into the boat, Stosh finally couldn't wait any longer, and asked, "Well, what did you do?"

Stan grinned and said, "We'll have no problem finding this spot. All we have to do is find the black X that I painted on the bottom of the rowboat!"”

“This makes a good irish joke, too, just substitute the names Mary Frances and Mary Margaret.”

“Okay, so it is never a good joke.”