Why I hate you all.

“This is why you all suck!

Rad- arrogant frat boy
LeSubtil- pony tail
Buddha-too tall
Tarabull doesnt like onions
Phil- Californian
Aero-a hard to spell name
Newgirl- Whiner
Bacpac- sheep frigger
Pedxing-too moderate
Spock- insane
Solitary hiker- too spock like
CindyLu- Too nice
Cow Patty-Doesnt post enough
Nigal - stinky feet
Ice Tea- kant spel
Walkindude- hikes too fast
Tarpy- sheer gibberish
For those of you who I forget, you s@ck too. I just couldnt dwell in suckiness to long...you are bringing me down.

This should put me at least in the top ten of hated TTers....”

“charming”

“you put me FIRST!

you are the BEST, birch!”

“Hey!
Whattabout me?


~mebbe if I frigged a frog...”

“Who's birch?”

“What about me? I feel so left out.”

“ha ha! you losers didn't make the cut!”

“Now, who was it that was wondering if they were an a$$hole?”

“go frig a froggy!”

“birch, you're going to burn for not dissing these folks! think quick!”

“oooh... he's slick!”

“I really hurts me when you call me a whiner, Birch. I feel like expressing myself and I get called a whiny baby. I wish I could just say . . . LOL! I kill me!

Gojo, "frigg a frog?" That's why I'm not going to visit you in the South. LOL!”

“Don't knock it til you've tried it, sister!
hehehee!”

“Actually, it's "gig" a frog, LOL”

“They don't need giggin'
once they've had a friggin'!”

“Well, is there any other twisted stuff you Southern men are down with. I should at least be warned ahead of time.”

“...and the legs come off much easier after a good'ol friggin.”

“Bent not twisted, LOL”

“...think I'll stop by Croakers for a beer tonite.”

“Once you've been frigged or gigged by a southern boy you'll never go back! Can I get an Amen?”

“Jiminy Christmas what a bunch of weirdos. I hate them all too Birch. For most of the same reasons.”

“really?”

“Amen, spam.”

“Hey! I want to be hated but I don't wanna frig no frog.”

“Thanks Chili!!!!!!!”

“I tried to get frigged over lunch, but the wife didn't go for it. Damn, wrong thread?

Oh well, theres always pool league to look forward to tonight.”

“I just came back from grocery shopping and logged in, I still hate you.”

“Well apparently you don't hate me assshole, or you would have said so!”

“Steve you suck too. Dont mistake my ommission of your name earlier as a sign of affection.”

“Well you should have made yourself clear the FIRST time, d!ck head!”

“Thanks Baldie!”

“Yeah, you ALL suck eggs, but I'll stick around to make sure you don't forget it.”

“You suck, birch! ...and only because you forgot me.”

“Shut up Snowshoeracer!”

“An open letter to those who I forgot to tell how much I hate you...

To whom it may concern,

It has been brought to my attention that I neglected to include you on my list of TTers I hate and why. Please know that my oversite in no way indicates or implies any level of endearment,affection,kinship or any fuzzy-warm-huggy-stuff on my part towards you. I am still convinced that you suck,in turn I have no choice but to hate you. Please update your records accordingly.
In all meaness and hatred, Birch”

“ha! ha!

he hated me fiiiiirst!”

“I guess it is good to be King of TT, hey Rad”

“"Moderate".... ouch... that hurts worse than reasonable.

On the whole, I think I have some solid reasons for developing a distaste for you to Birch/hyper.”

“Birch sucks. If you were a real man you'd call yourself Hyperpacker.”

“What's the matter Birch ...you don't like competition?”

“"birch" is a much better name.

"hyperpacker" sounds like a gay-porn star, on crack. in crack. whatever!”

“birch sounds like one of the female gladiator names”

“He really is a female gladiator.”

“Baume, I got your female gladiator RIGHT HERE!

Joy really sucks!”

“You'd know!
You ask for that! LOL”

“You suck Mulletman! LOL”

“LOL!!”

“very interesting thread ya going here.”

“yawn...”

“What made your moon stop shinin'?”