Guys who don't need viagra

“Maybe if we get tested, and they find some sort of common gene, we can package it, sell it, and become full time hiking millionaires.

Satisfying the woman everytime, multiple times, is no longer eneough, we need to make some $ off of it.”

“WOOHHHOOO!! finally a thread for ME”

“Buddha, you are usually drinking, doesn't that cut down on the effectiveness of the tool? Hehehe!

Matt, Buddha started it.”

“My middle name is Viagra.”

“I think we have an over-supply of hiking endorphines built up from years of high trail mileage. Dang, MSR already took Pocket Rocket. We'll have to think of another name for the stuff.

Heard on the trail, "Is that your Pocket Rocket, or are you just glad to see me?"”

“We knew it was just a matter of time before the brooding, thoughtful, heartbroken Bear of last week would give way to the old testosterone bubbling Jughead of old. LOL!”

“Quick! Let's bottle it before it gets away!”

“Yes, if he can't use it, give it to someone who can.”

“Why is Viagra a good thing? We need more horney old men? I was kinda looking forward to the day when sex didn't dominate my every thought.

The only thing I appreciate about Viagra is the #6 Ford Thunderbird.”

“Bob Dole says: "Bob Dole doesn't need Viagra anymore."

Bob Dole slowly regained Bob Dole?s consciousness of the physical world after becoming lost in the vision of the Pepsi commercial that Bob Dole had just seen.

The commercial had featured a sexy young lady named Britney Spears. Miss Spears, Bob Dole recalled, had been strutting about like some cheap harlot in a tight pair of low cut jeans and an even tighter white T-shirt that had accentuated her voluptuous round teenage breast while exposing her flat washboard stomach in a way that was just right. Bob Dole though Bob Dole could recall her singing at some point in the commercial.

As Bob Dole had watched the commercial Bob Dole had felt a faint stirring in his loins. It was a sudden and unexpected feeling of which Bob Dole had not experience in a long time. The shock of the sensation had left Bob Dole momentarily stunned.

?Oh my god Bob Dole!? Lizzie Dole exclaimed. Bob Dole turned, seeing Bob Doles wife pointing toward Bob Dole?s crotch. ?Is that what Lizzie Dole thinks it is.? Lizzie Dole asked.

Bob Dole looked down at the front of Bob Dole?s slacks. There, Bob Dole saw a faint rise in the crotch of Bob Dole?s pants. ?Bob Dole?s? ? Bob Dole said, trailing off before looking up at Bob Dole?s wife in shock.

?Bob Dole?s pen!s is erect.? Lizzie Dole said, finishing the thought for Bob Dole. There was an awkward moment of silence in the Dole household as Bob Dole and Lizzie Dole regarded Bob Dole?s crotch. After a long time had passed, Lizzie Dole asked, ?Did Bob Dole take Bob Dole?s Viagra tonight??

?No.? Bob Dole said. ?Bob Dole did not take Bob Dole?s Viagra tonight.?”

“No children's book publishers for you, Violin! See Violin run. See Violin sit. See Violin type "I'm sorry, Lizzie Dole". (It's not her fault that her husband does embarrassing commercials).”

“bacpac, when did Mark Martin quit driving a Taurus?”

“Remember the MTV interview w/Bill Clinton where they asked him whether he wore boxers or briefs? I think he said "Boxers".

MTV asked Bob Dole the same question, "Boxers or briefs?"
He replied, "Depends!"
psssst! It's Liddy!”

“Bacpac makes an important point. Is there a shortage of horny old guys?”

“I know what gives guys like BB that confidant feeling that they have satisfied their woman every time. Maybe we could market it as "vitamin G."”

“EEwww, Aero. It is always good to leave the public's eye, before the public gets grossed out and asks you to leave.”

“G is for Gullible.”

“I thought you meant a certain spot ped! lol.”

“Yeah, Ped, sure it's "gullible"......LOL!! I'm with you, Bear!”

“OK, I'm convinced the G spotn exists.

I was referring to guys who couldn't tell if their women friends were faking it.”

“I was busted trying to fake it once!”

“Oooooo! And Ped comes off with the anti-agra. If a guy can get it up after a shot like that to the nuts he is more of a man than me! Ouch!”

“Men fake foreplay.
Women fake orgasm.”

“You are "with" me Liz, well, so be it, but don't fake it for pete's sake, I have a reputation to live up to!”

“I have had to fake orgasms. I know how you feel ladies.”

“I have had to fake orgasms. I know how you feel ladies.”

“Which one was real and which one was fake?

Hmmmm.... I thought so.”

“These guys certainly don't need viagra.”

“i don't even wanna know what you searched for, or why.. to find this thread man.

LOL”

“LOL I just typed "viagra" in the search menu so I could post this article in a thread with a similar title. But who'd've thunk that I'd find such an appropriately titled thread?”

“I know there are a million drugs that do the same thing as I get e-mail on how to have a bigger harder #&%!$ and I don't even have one--drugs can do miracles these days .....but isn't viagra prescription only? If so...what doctor in his right mind would write a prescription for a sex-offender for it???”

“for those of you who are now blind, but still have the urge... New Implant being developed

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article431926.ece”

“a vibrator for men”

“Viagra isn't a drug marketed for men. It's a woman's drug. What guy headed for the doctor's office to obtain a prescription for the magic blue pill isn't either prodded, nagged, or dragged in by an unsatisfied woman? Just a thought.”

“Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.”

“hobbit, somehow I don't think most 60 year old women are nagging their men for sex. I may be wrong though, not quite sixty yet.”