“DonOfTheDeadMan”

“I guess this works.”

“Oh yeah.


Rowrrrrr!”

“It's scary to think how many registration numbers Violin has to remember.”

“Flossing is irrelevant.”

“I bet he has a little book of them.”

“Rowhhhrrrr..!!!!


he he he”

“Woof”

“grrrrr .. rrrrr ... cough cough”

“. . . musta just had a physical!




(Turn your head and cough!)”

“Stumprider = bloodystumpbiter”

“not unless you use latex gloves”

“Corporal Nasty doesn't need one.”

“

Growwrrrrrrr!!

he he he ...

Hi MapleLeaf! They think that I am a guy!”

“TILT!!!! i am laughing my brains out, dude! :-D

okay, Violin...sounds good. i shall put my thinking horns on.”

“Does that mean you don't like 'Ultra Chronic Monstah Violin', lyra? I already posted a pic under my bio and all. I was tempted to use this pic but I thought some people would be offended.”

“whut de HELL is dat??

some kinda vampire frog walkin' on its back legs?!?



pretty skeery, eh?

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha”

“oh, yummy.

that name sounds like you got it from the same Gangsta Name Generator i used on Tilt, aka Steamy Melon Balls!
:-D

there used to be a Vincent Price Monster Name Generator, but it don't work no mo'...”

“SOMEbody must've intercepted my email (aHem).

That's it! The Weasel did it!

yeah...”

“i'm SOOOOO sure, Tilt! ;-)


hey Violin, how about you be a spider for Halloween? Brown Recluse, to be precise. it has the shape of a violin on its back!



SKEERY!!”

“You mean Loxosceles reclusa a/k/a the brown recluse or violin spider?

I'd thought of that one but nah.


I was pissed that the Vincent Price Monster Name Generator was gone too. I used the WuName Generator.”

“The pix you posted cain't be you Violin. Left foot don't match!”

“oohhh, fiiiiine then! i guess you'll be getting a mooshy mass of half-eaten candy in the mail, then.
;-) no, i'm not giving up yet!”

“here are a couple of names it came up with, you get to pick my new halloween name...

1. dependable skeleton
2. halfcut skeleton
3. homicidal terrahawk
4. inebriated assisant
5. flippant sea creature”

“lyra -
If you really want the lycra name, you can have it. Just email me at (I'm adding the spaces to fool the spambots - take all spaces out) v i o l i n @ backpacker.com. I really don't want your cootified candy anywho.”

“That's to send you the password. No email bombs or viruses, I swear.”

“Flippant sea creature - definitely! It's so you.”

“oh, that's reassuring! LOL...

i think the gangsta name is cool, anyway.”

“We won't hear from Lyra for awhile after Violin bombs her hard drive. This is gonna get ugly!”

“what about

homicidal sea creature”

“okay, the email has been sent...

later, ya buncha boobs!

8)”

“

BOOdur

!!!”

“MapleLeaf, I think "Inebriated Flipper" is really you.”

“Anyone have any good sayings for a field of tombstones?”

“Flippant. You don't seem to have homicidal tendencies, ... although I have been wrong in my judgment of women before. Well, I was right once or twice. I didn't mean to. Just happened. It probably won't happen again. The odds are overwelmingly against it. Yeah, you better go with homicidal. Who's yer first victim? If it's me I won't have to go into work tomorrow. What a shame that would be. That pushy woman would push her way into my office to find me not there.

"Where'd he go? Why isn't he here? Didn't he know I was going to push my way in today? Did he die just to avoid seeing me? Why that worm!"

And they wonder why I like to shoot targets.”

“do you plan on going swimming in the near future???”

“Well?”

“hello????


is this thing on???”

“I like that BB that is so me!

By the way I am going to play Slayer over my speakers on Trick Or Treat Night for the kids!!!!

8)”

“I don't really do the Halloween thing but how about...

Hackin' Mike

”

“This is who I am!

Bilious Bad Janitah”

“Flipper's real name was Kathy.


If that doesn't scare the livin' crap out of you, I give up.”

“Y'all are really no fun, ya know. I thought that I could count on you for a few hilarious RIP signs.

But NOooooooo!”

“Of course there's the all-time classic...

I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK


or... you could do an Internet search!”

“I'll be Troll666, the carbonation of the yeast.”

“How about these epitaphs:

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les
No More


"I told you I was sick!"

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.

Here lays The Kid. We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger But slow on the draw.

Dawn”

“Oops ...

Should I sign that

Dawn of the Dead”

“I am this all the time, you are just wanta bes”

“Hey cool, guys, I like those!

Fritz, that was very good for here but the neighborhood kids will be scratching their heads, more so than usual!”