TT Halloween Handles

“How does he fare with big Japanese cars?”

“Here's a scary name for you, Ynami. Bacpac.”

“"Big, Japanese cars" would be an oxymoron, TH!”

“having no imagination of my own - what would be a good one for twigeater?”

“PS - if anyone says "one scary btch" I'll get you, LOL!”

“Flesheater”

“flesheater?”

“dammit SW!”

“i am laughing so loud in the office reading this, people are wondering about me....


i'm not creative either, this is the same name as last year. :(”

“swigether?

flesheater?

braineater?

witchbeater?”

“Crap!! Forgot to log in with my super scary Halloween handle! I would make a horrible troll.”

“eviscerater?”

“I'm typing from underneath my desk. It's too scary in here.
How about Bigtweeter? That scares me.”

“Bigtweeter?

Is that like a big hooter?”

“HellifIknow.”

“Elchegeist”

“This is Alfred Hitchhiker. I am coming to you from inside the mouth of a live Bengal tiger. I have been away from the wild for many years, since my last show was cancelled, and my skills are not quite what they used to be. I was admiring the beauty of the African viasge when suddenly I become an item on a feline menu. Perhaps you experienced field people may be able to offer me some assistance, as I am in a very precarious position. You see, it is rather tight in here and my robust posterior is becoming a bit constricted. I fear that this animal was sent by one of my nemesis' located at the right side of the main page, otherwise known as the sponsors. I will be back after a word from those merciless adversaries.”

“ynaiknowswhatyoudidlast.... no - that doesn't work”

“Ask Roy.”

“Elchgeist”

“...can you guess???”

“drag?”

“lol!! nope!”

“It is most unfortunate what happened to my distinguished colleague, Roy. If only he had worked with me and worked strictly with kittens, he would not be in the quandry he is in now. They are cuter and the worst scenario would be the little demon kicking kitty litter in his face.”

“I told Roy to stay away from the catnip before those performances.

It was either that or the tunafish sandwich he ate.”

“yummmm, kittens....”

“doppelganger = Gemini? twins, and the like?

LMAO @ Alfred!!”

“Elchgeist

(dictionary.com Translator: German To English)”

“Check out the "what's wrong with this picture" thread... heh heh heh.”

“That was very witty, but you seem to underestimate Alfred Hitchhiker. You see, while you have been eating raw worm jerky on the trail all these years, I have been in the business of scaring people with my stories and by making them look at my sponsors' messages. Speaking of which, here they come again. I will be back after this.”

“I've got it!”

“Nice! Can I follow behind you and soak up the entrails ?!?”

“Well, I was sorta thinking I'd just do surface slashing. You know, just the clothes and whatnot...more fun really. Not that blood isn't fun too, but really, you don't wanna be around someone's or something's guts. They're downright smelly. Enough to make you loose your cookies, or treats. So, yeah, strategic clothing slashing is my bag...no entrails.”

“Lyra, you got it!!”

“Slasherfras--
Your name's hard to say!! Xpecially 3X fast!!”

“Pardon me, Roy
Is that the cat that... (ahem)



Hmmm. Tunadamn? What?”

“Clothing slashing is a veeeery good idea and you can scare many people without spattering the blood of or eviscerating one of your fellow hikers here. Leave that to the ghouls, such as that greedy flesh muncher that is following you around, looking for handouts. You can emote terror in your subjects as well as tittilate them by the simple act of slashing their clothing. You are worthy of my sponsos' attention. Would you get excited if they threw money at your feet? I will be back after this.”

“Lyra is so clever!

Lol @ Alfred. Any gear manufacturers for sponsors?

Yamityville Horror, can't do it twice, much less 3X!”

“Gear manufacturers would make dreadfully good sponsors for our programs. The possibilities are endless. The ingenius murders that can be performed on a narrow path through the woods would leave end,ess possibilities for stories, making the sponsors happy as they stuff caviar into their welthy, greedy mouths. Just think, the idea of blinding the person behind you that is walking too slow with your pepper spray and then jabbing his eye out with a tent spike from a Kelty Vortex would a bit of delightful spice to any trip. Perhaps some of you can dream up a scenario of your own.”

“I like it!

(am I gonna know who I am when I post? LOL)”

“DOn't forget your password and you should be fine.”

“Any ideas for me?...and i don't wanna hear DOPIE, or GROPIE...or Pumpkin O' Pie”

“Ouzi”

“Opiate?”

“well if you rule out all the good ones before we start Opie....”

“Alpo?”

“How about ebolaebola?”

“Alpo? Ha ha ha!”

“lol - well that is pretty scarey treebreast... I mean beast.”