TT Halloween Handles

“Hey OB--(nice initials, by the way)

Last night I was just sittin', chillin', drinkin'.....and out of the blue, God spoke to me and gave me this name.”

“That needs to be O.J. Bear...sorta like buddha bear..scary to white women only!!”

“He must have been in bad humor after he left you yamityville,,,,,by the time he got to me he declared me to be The Great Pumpkin, but I was pressed for time when I created this identity and just shortened it.”

“What do southerners do on Halloween?








Pumpkin”

“LMAO Donman!”

“non-halloween related..but in line with the last joke

What do you call the sweat produced by 2 rednecks making love?




Relative Humidity”

“So many cats, so few recipes.”

“Did you hear about the dumb blonde who robbed the bank?


She tied up the safe and blew the guard!”

“My apologies on the sexist joke...”

“Not all southerners dammit,,,just those in Georgia.”

“pumpkin...i'm sorry you were given such a loser name....what did you do to piss god off??

j/k ;-)”

“Could have been the way I used his name after 5 rum and cokes when I stubbed my toe.....”

“Perhaps he can be the subject of a new script. A lot can happen before we smash the head spewing seeds and pulp all over the countryside. Maybe he can piss off a flock of crows and they can smash his head with a crowbar. Hey, if they can sing about an elephant flying, anything is possible.”

“Pedxing - Headmissing

Ynamiynami - Clammyfamily

Artex - Goremess

Tilt - Spilt

Bacpac - Attackpac

Lyra - Smeara

Mrschili36 - MissingChildrenGiveMeKicks”

“It's getting spooky in here.”

“Alfred Hitchiker = MDS Hiker?”

“It was a dark and stormy night... LOL...I really don't know any scary stories.”

“With Halloweenie three and a half weeks away, I cannot imagine how many posts this thread will have by then. Perhaps, it will be an all-time daily high number of posts for Trailtalk. The only thread that I can think of that might have been higher might be the Lime Green Jello thread. I wonder if the number of posters on that thread is greater than the number of posters, not posts, on this thread? Keep it up, everyone. I'm having a blast reading all this stuff and trying to guess who's who.”

“My sponsors have signed a long term contract on this assignment. We have much work to do.”

“Limited creative mind power, this is the best I could come up with.”

“MDS isn't that twisted, or even bored enough to post that much”

“I am afraid of NORMAL and it scares the HELL OUT OF ME!!!!


8)”

“God, just another few weeks and I get made into a pie.

What a bummer.”

“bbbbooooooooo!”

“That sucks dude!


8(”

“NOnononono!
Not the Great Pumpkin!! he rises from the pumpkin patch.....but....I can't remember what happens after that. But he DOESN't become pumpkin pie!”

“Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know. I won't eat the filthy mother f*c|”

“He kills lots of people before he is turned into a pie!

8)”

“Thanks yamityville...

I think I will find the story on the great pumpkin,,,,,,,sort of "edit" it,,,

and post it here.



Let's see,,,my creativity begins to peak with a couple scotch and waters, but my ability to type goes down with four or five.


That means about 8PM will be the best time for this endeavor.


I love well make plans.”

“Saw the "pumpkin" reference...

Greatest Comeback Ever

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't." He stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.

Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wimbledon Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." Said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's . . . just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson.

"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn . . . Is it midnight already?'"

What Snopes Says”

“Ok, ok already,,,let's slow down on the jokes about pumpin pumpkins.”

“step drag, step drag, step drag... ooooOOOOOooohhhhh!!!”

“Maybe you should tell that to your wife.”

“boooOOOOOooooo!!!”

“Who needs truth if it's dull??

<G>”

“Isn't there a full moon this weekend for TC3?”

“Probably quite a few after the liquor starts flowing.”

“Is this better?

I know it's not nearly as scary as "Governor Schwartzenegger".... LOL”

“I was thinking maybe Kill(t)”

“But I'm mostly of Irish extraction not Scottish, <G>”

“

I'm the one on the left.”

“You're a lot older than I would have thought.”

“Not really. I had a bad night that night. My left arm fell off, and I hadn't had much to eat--just a heart and some intestines...small intestines at that.”

“sorry deadman but you sure look like Ewker.


j/k”

“So that's how it has to be, huh?!”

“so who's this "Fear Drugs" personage? still haven't figured that one out.”

“slimey limey - that's hilarious! ”

“phaedrus”