TT Halloween Handles

“LOL Tilt! ¦ ) Is that better?”

“Much, Thank you.

%^)”

“Let me try this again.

This is the type of astrological horoscope I prefer. Much to my chagrin, I find that I have been recalled.”

“Doesn't Roseymonster have seven sisters? No, wait, that's five sisters. My bad.”

“Sassafrassenstien and Humanattackmule are my favorites. hehehehe.
I'll be attending obidience school on Halloween evening. What a gyp! Why does Baume send me to these classes?”

“This you sklukaz?

Libra: (Sept. 23?Oct. 23)
The stars have announced a recall on all '66-'79 Libras. Please report to the nearest Libra service center.”

“Yes, that's me. And of course, I live in BFE so there probably aren't any service centers within 50 miles ¦ )”

“Should-a gone for the Extended Warranty...

But what does it really matter, with the End of the World and everything? Is that what Ashcroft was talking about?

Don't know about that Obedience School... yow.”

“Hey Lyra,
It starts at about 6;00pm, or just when the sun is setting. the moonrise should awesome; rivaling the Great Pumpkin! It'll look HUGE! Hope for clear skies.”

“

BOO!”

“WLD shall be hmmm,,,,

WLD, LOL”

“Tilt! No, Tilt! Noooooooooo! Aaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!”

“I found an interesting site that's worth the read.

Bad Astronomy ”

“oh, i saw that show! totally ridiculous...and for some reason, my friend who i was watching it with believed it!”

“Wasn't there TV a movie maybe 20 years ago based upon that premise? They had the moon landing done in a Hollywood studio.”

“Yes, that's a great site, Nigal.

I remember seeing part of that movie, too. Ain't conspiracy theories grand?”

“We have a HUGE, orange moon up here in Montana. It came up about 15 minutes ago and it's clear skies over the High Plains! We're off to trick or treat!”

“I saw that fox special several months ago. It's loaded with a bunch of conspiracy crap. They had only one legitimate point to make but buried it at the very end of the show, Some questions about etchings on the camera lens.

The movie was Capricorn One and dealt with a manned Mars mission. I think it came out in '79 or something. It wasn't that great but it did have one of OJ Simpson's early film roles.

Can anyone think of a good Halloween name for me. My creativity has been low this week. I can't come up with anything.”

“....and time is running out!”

“*DING*

Times up!

Oh, well. Don't feel too bad. I couldn't think of squat, neither, LOL

Thanks for the effort, Biz... er, Bizzard... but 'Kilt' sounds vaguely Scottish.

Happy Saint Andrew's Day, y'all!

*VBG*”

“Medusaman...next year”

“bbinkley = Tennessee Chainsaw Massacreman

Crazy Mike Backpacks = Psycho Crazy Mike Backpacks

Phil = Bloody Hacksaw Phil

Walkindude = Stalkin'dude

Jerbear = Scarebear

Smiley Girl = Insane clown smiley killa' girl”

“broken bones”

“Just call me: "Cut Your Damn Head Off And $#!+ In Your Neck"

hmmmm... that is a little wordy...”

“too late, i've already registered that one, Tilt. be a little original, why don't ya? heeeehehehehe...
and anyhoo, i liked my suggestion for you better!
;-)”

“Pathman = Psychopathman
(he came up with that one, not me.)”

“Pathman should be Pathological Killerman”

“ooooooooh... not the SMBs!

GOOD GOD.


I've got one for YOU, tho'... <hahahahahaha>

How About....... "Fart Blossom"?

It's cute-sounding but inspires abject terror at the same time, LOL!”

“you're crazy! :-)”

“I'm LMBO imagining the costume...

Ya See... you eat a Ton of beans then dress up like a flower!

OR, you could wimp out and carry some sort of Noisemaking Device.”

“Hey lyra! Got any Satanic rituals planned for the 31st? Goats tied up outside?”

“hey, Scaero! :-) you know i do...and you're invited to the festivities! i've got my eye of newt and tree sloth eyelashes and cauldron all ready, too...”

“LOL at Buddha....aka. Bloody Bear”

“You should go Trick-or-Treating as Succubus in Lycra! You'd get way more candy than all the other kids!”

“awww, thanks! okay, i definitely like your line of thinking better than Tilt's...LOL!
;-)”

“curses!

foiled again!”

“LOL! :-)”

“Sassula and then there's Boogetty Birch and Abinstein.”

“And killer Cully”

“Guess I can't come up with one for me...nothing goes well with wolfeyes.”

“werewolfeyes, DUH! ;-)
(is that spelled right...?)”

“What about mine???”

“plaquetis? nothing's scarier than not flossing...”

“LOL !”

“Rabid pamster... for some reason pamster just doesn't inspire fear.”

“I'll need a new one since I forgot the password for ‘Violint’.

Come up with a good one for me lyra and I'll give you the password to lycra - and you won't have to send me your half eaten Halloween candy.”

“MY name's already scary!

BOO!”

“Violince. How's that?”