Ban on GIRLz!

“Man, if any more women come on here and put "GIRL" in their name, I'm gonna scream!!!!

Sorry, just had to vent.

Hey, you're with me on this, aren't you, Lyndsey?!?!!? I read your post!!! LOL

How about this??

Lyndsey can be LyndseyGirl.

(sorry I think I'm spelling your name wrong, but bear with me here.....)

Let's see:

AmyGirl

PamsterGirl

CindyLuGirl

bacpacdespisingGirl

OldGirl

MiddleAgedGirl

SalmonellaGirl (thanks to Lyndsey for that one! LMAO!!!)

BuddhaBearGirl (or would that be BuddhaBAREGirl??)

ISitOnLogGirl

SunshineGirl

JoyGirl

PMSGirl

RaddyHoGirl

BuddurGirl (would she be a dog?)

SarabelleGirl

MelGirl

LLamaLoverGirl

HotSpringGirl

NekkidGirl

TryToKeepUpGirl

SexyGirl

BlowMeUpDollGirl

BarbieGirl

PumpkinGirl

FlowerGirl

SoloAgainGirl

ILikeB.O.B.Girl

AuntBeaGirl

SuperiorGirl

CanyonGirl

AdobePhotoshopGirl

HurlGirl

UnfurlGirl

CurlGirl

PearlGirl

RuralGirl

OK ENOUGH ALREADY!!! LOL!!! Sorry all you GIRLz.... you didn't know we had so many when you joined, I guess! LOL!!!


OK, now, how about the BOYz!??!?!

Sign me, JeepGirl (or TripodGirl or CanonGirl or BikingGirl or WalkingGirl or HikingGirl or BrownEyedGirl...........)”

“OH....Hi, OmaHikerGirl!!! Shoot, I missed ya first time through!!!



LMAO!! hehehehehehe :-)”

“ROTFLMAO! I found my new name (TryingToKeepUpGirl).

BacpacDespisingGirl or is that DespisingGirlsBacpac? Confusing, huh?

It's Lyndy!!!!not Lyndsey or Lindy or Lindsey. Gees, and I didn't even put "girl" after my name, why do so many people get it confused? I feel so unimportant! (PMS time, have to head over to Afghanistan and do my part).”

“Lizsgirl, what got you set off on this subject?

Hawkeyeboy”

“You have to read all the threads, not just the ones with the words "girl" or "GIRLz".”

“ILikeB.O.B.Girl has a catchy sound to it, you should bid that one out, lizs.”

“Wouldn't BuddurGirl be a b!tch? We'd probably just end up banning her.”

“I think SarabelleGirl is redundant.

KC-Runnergirl, please forgive us, we are not really snotty.
It is just a slow Saturday waiting for the excitement of snow to show up (or not). And lizs' list is really funny, especially when you get to know us all better.”

“I'm going to ignore this thread until HornyGirl shows up.”

“Yeah, I guess you'd could ignore it until then.








Hey, you missed her, Nigal!”

“Dang! I missed her? Let me guess, this will leave me with Icecoldanddon'tlikeboyzGirl, right?”

“This just confirms the wisdom of using my first name as my trailname. Life is much simpler this way.

You go, girl!”

“ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

Lizs earns TT Girl Of The Week for this thread!!!”

“Good stuff!

I think I've met HurlGurl.

- Shrek”

“So have I, and I've got the drycleaning bill to prove it.

Would you believe RACK of Lamb?”

“I like girls, gals, ladies...little old ladies...oops...too much information here. Lol”

“LOL LizsGirl! (or maybe that should read OffonatangentGirl)”

“You tell her, Joygirl.”

“BTW, Lizgirl, just where did you get the inspiration for this thread? Somone else was thinking like you a while back.”

“a tan gent?”

“LizsGirl is cute when she gets huffed up!”

“i'm a boy and i'm a man
i'm 18 and i like it!

alice cooper”

“awwwwwwwwwww, SteveHikerBoy!!”

“Steve is Hiker Boy?”

“How about SlapMyAssAndCallMeGirl but that just doesn't sound right.

Or maybe SlapMyGirlAndCallMeSpanky but that sounds too violent.

SlapGirlMyGirlAssGirlAndGirlCallGirlMeGirlSpankyGirl just seemed too long! ”

“what does B.O.B. stand for? i can figure out from the context what it means, but...”

“Lyra, it involves a reference to a previous thread. I don't want to go into details, but B.O.B. is a nickname for a mechanical (uh, I'm blushing), you know.”

“yeah, i know. which are, by the way, illegal in at least 6 states (knowledge gleaned from *The Vagina Monologues*).”

“Lyra, too much info. in them Vagina Monologues. Hehehe! I chose newgirl, 'cause I was new to bping. Simple. Sorry that it annoys. We can take a vote and change it, but everytime we go over that the consensus is to stick w/ it.”

“I wonder what the initials mean, too. I'm guessing battery something something, or something something battery.

I am guessing Georgia is one of the states where these are banned. A lot of adult toy stores get busted here. What are the other states?”

“i wish i could remember, BobK! i do remember that Georgia is definitely one of them, and Alabama. like newgoul ;) said, there was lots of info in it!

newgirl, a rose by any other name...”

“lizs and I were not intending to beat up on the "girls"; just were having fun. The only annoying thing is that after a while, the names get confusing because they are not that unique. We are not saying that the "girls" themselves are annoying.”

“Speaking of unique...I've been thinking it might be time for an official name change. It's just not as fun using your given name. I'll have to think up something sassy with "girl" added on the end! ;O)”

“nooooo, not you too!


"Joie de vivre" would be good.”

“How's it look on me?”

“Joy? or newgirl? is that you? sassafras is the best plant ever, i used to drink tea made out of it :-)”

“Cooool! I think there was a lot of sassafras on the West Rim Trail, the woods smelled really good.”

“lipstickgirl or lipstickhikergirl, not way. I'm all woman :{}”

“I'm still Newgirl, Lyra. Joy, I think it looks pretty good . . . and sassy.”

“sasssafra, uh, sasasfa, let's see.. sassafars, no, dang it, Joy! I can't spell it! Leave it as Joy!”

“LOL! Just do yer best Aero!”

“We can call her Sassy for short, Aero. It's simpler.”

“Welcome, SassyGirl!! :-)


Battery Operated Boyfriend = B.O.B.!!!!”

“puh-LEEEZE don't ban the GIRLz from this site. If it weren't for their calming presence, half of these testosterone junkies would kill each other, LOL

You *did* say D-cells, right?”

“oh, iiii get it...hahaha! that's cute :-)”

“null”

“Oh here it is.”

“I guess I have to stop lurking then and protest the male who would dare threaten to ban females. You pig!”

“Lizs is a woman.”

“Old thread”