Taliban linked to Brady Bunch

“Spock has been posting some really solid arguements concerning how big oil is linked to all of our wars. I thought this would add to the "Great Conspiracy"

The Brady Bunch was a front for the Taliban back in the 70's. If you'll notice;
1. Many of the gowns that Carol Brady wore strongly resemble what those in the Taliban wear today.
2. Greg Brady's hair would have looked much better in a turban, and he was known to wear one off set.
3. Mr. Brady supposedly died of aides a few years ago. Wrong, he was secretly testing and working on the Taliban's bioterrorism projects, and was accidently exposed to lime green jello spores.
4. "The Teeter-Totter Record episode" - was a huge physics experiment for the taliban.
5. The dog was a "sheep dog", wasn't it? hmmmmm.....
6. If you look closely at the set for Sam "The Butcher's" shop, you'll see korans all over the place.
7. Mr. Brady played an architect, O. Bin Laden made his money in construction.
8. The role of "Alice" reinforced the image of what Talibanese women should be.
9. Jan's braces acted like an antennea, so the Brady's could freely communicate with their Taliban masters, undetected by our government.

There is much more evidence. We need to get to the bottom of this, and, in the meantime ban TV Land. Don't let your kids watch that terrorist propoganda!”

“I loved " I dream of Jeanie". Please tell me she ain't linked to the Tally-band.”

“She wore a veil, I think you get the picture stix.”

“Nnnnoooooooooooooooo!!!!”

“Sept 1969: The Brady Bunch premiered

Sept 2001: WTC Tradgedy

Coincidence?”

“The Brady Bunch is seen in almost 60 countries.

Al Queda has cells in almost 60 countries.”

“budda bear: dimwit
bin laden: nitwit

coinkydink?”

“In their defense, they like "porkchops and applesauce, see".”

“How did I know this was a Buddha Bear thread?”

“Brady Bunch: "Mom always said not to play ball in the house."

Taliban: "Only infidels play ball in the house."”

“Marcia gets whacked in the nose by a football and it was supposed to be an accident. The truth is that she didn't have her veil on and her brothers punished her for bringing shame to the family by appearing in public without covering her face.”

“Disrespect towards females

Alice addresses her employers as Mr. and Mrs. Brady but they get to call her Alice (as in, "scrub faster, Alice, or you'll get the whip again!") even the Brady kids get to call Alice by her given name.”

“disrespect toward males
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“White leisure suits very similar to formal Taliban attire.”

“I grew up with two brothers and three sisters. I never understood why we didn't have a housekeeper. I hated those Brady kids everytime it was my turn to do the dishes. My middle sister was named Marsha. We nearly had to institutionalize her.

Damn the Taliban Bradys!”

“"....Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"
(translated: "...Mullah, Mullah, Mullah!")”

“Bobby becomes power-crazy when he is named hall monitor...”

“Brady Bunch: The boys didn't want to let the girls come on their traditional all-male camping trip.

Taliban: The boys don't want to let the girls come outside the house.”

“Things were just fine until Oliver came along! That little bastard! Osamah, Oliver, Osamah, Oliver...very simular!”

“Brady Bunch: Everyone becomes convinced that an ancient Hawaiian tiki is cursed and decides to return it.

Taliban: Everyone becomes convinced that ancient Buddha statues are cursed and decide to destroy them.”

“My guess is that Osamah drives a woody Vista Cruiser too.”

“Brady Bunch: Mike gets fed up with the phone bill and replaces their normal service with a pay phone.

Taliban: Outlaws phones.”

“Tooo funny! But I see a glitz in your postings as a ploy to send secret messages to each other and perpertrate a folly of mass destruction. Do you realise this proves you all watched The Brady Bunch while we know the rest of the universe didn't. I think youuu are the..Taliban=TTband.”

“He's on to us, we must stone him.”

“That's the way they all became the Buddur Bunch......
The Buddur Bunch........ The Buddur Bunch......
That's the way they all became the Buddur Bunch.”

“Those Bardy !$%&s destroyed statues of me! I hate the Talibradys!”

“Did anyone see the Brady's on The Weakest Link? I missed it! My guess would be that Bobby was booted first. He was always such a snotty little turd.”

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“Thanks BB. This is really my kinda thread.”

“Kitty Carryall is MISSING!”