Amazing Breakdancing Talent

“I went to a high school talent show last week and witnessed a teenage boy break out in some crazy a$$ breakdancing moves. I almost starting cracking up when my 14 year old said, "Did you see that??? That was AWESOME!". It dawned on me that he had never seen breakdancing before. I had to keep my chuckles to myself and say, "Yeah, cool, isn't it".”

“Did he do a head spin?”

“No”

“Darn.”

“the robot?

the worm?”

“Did he dance on a bar, throwing and breaking glasses on the floor, to the tune of "Tequila"?”

“RG, Maybe you should rent some old Bruce Lee movies for the kid. That is how I developed my cat like moves.

HEEEEeeeeeYAAAAAaaaaa”

“geez, I don't know the NAMES of the moves!”

“the moonwalk?

the wave?”

“I had a friend who used to get paid to breakdance at the local mall! He was cool.”

“round kick to the chin?

side kick to the solar plexus?”

“So bacpac...remind us all about that toughman contest you entered a ways back.”

“Sheeze hyper, Ya can't win them all.”

“Was he wearing parachute pants? If not, he wasn't a real breakdancer.”

“Stinky butt sniff?
Goober lik?
Leg hunch?
Sit?
Stay?
/o:3”

“The celebrated Mr. K.
Performs his feat on Saturday and Bishopsgate
The Hendersons will dance and sing
As Mr. Kite flies through the ring don’t be late
Messrs. K. And H. Assure the public
Their production will be second to none
And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz!
The band begins at ten to six”

“I can do the worm.”

“Financial imbalance…

…The Watusi…

…The twist…

…Elderado…

…Take this brother, may it serve you well…”

“embear - that worm talk belongs in the Tequilla thread .. : )”

“"I can do the worm."
embear
10:42:32 AM
07/23/04

Is that what you youngsters call it nowadays?”