check this out!!!!!!!!!

“Stuff gets weirder and weirder everyday.”

“I was wondering what other sites Spock likes to hang out on!”

“Wow, and I thought violin was wierd.”

“Hey! I heard that!”

“That`s different alright!!LOL”

“some people's karmas need to eat their dogmas!”

“Finally, a site I can relate to!

-Supreme Galactic Commander”

“Just goes to show, we are multidimenzional beings!”

“space cadet.”

“The artwork and uniforms look remarkably like those in a cheezy cartoon from the late '70s. I loved that cartoon.”

“Here everyone. Let me be of assistance:
GET HELP NOW!”

“Hail King George!
Born in Wellington, Shropshire on 23rd January 1919, Taxi driver George King had a strange experience in his London flat when he was 35. But having practised yoga since 1944, he was mentally prepared when a voice commanded him : "You are to become the voice of the
interplanetary parliament". His first contact was with an alien from Venus called 'Aetherius', and out of this grew the Aetherius Society. It still thrives in many countries including Britain, the USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Nigeria and Ghana. Many years ago George
King vacated the damp London climate for the foothills of California.

After that initial Contact King became a direct voice medium for the extraterrestrials. One of his contacts was Jesus Christ, who apparently now resides on Venus. He claims to have met Christ on a hill where he emerged from a spacecraft; the Messiah gave him some new
teachings called 'The Twelve Blessings' to pass onto Mankind.

In his book 'You are Responsible', written in the fifties, King describes a visit in an out-of-body state to Mars, where he is wounded by a dwarf (see Midget Hiking Thread) with a ray gun. Later, he is commandeered to help the Martians destroy an intelligent meteorite which is attacking their space fleet. King finally defeated the sentient lump of rock 'with a weapon of love' !”

“Religious Cult: The church down the street from yours.

- Johnny Hart, B. C.”

“ridgerunner -
We recently had Bess, the internet filter, installed in our system. Consequently, my computer has become extremely slow (as if it wasn't slow already). It takes alot of time for stuff to download. Problem is, I don't have much free time to check-out the various threads at my favorite bp'ing website.

Please, in the future, word the title of a thread in a manner that reflects it's content. If I wanted to spend my precious little time on threads unrelated to bp'ing, I'd go to the appropriate website.

Thanks,
Joe”

“Nanu-nanu....shulllzzzzbutt.

WDF, now I know where Spock is from.”

“I know what you mean gojo. It's like, you only have so many hours in a work day and nothin' sucks worse than having someone waste your time at work waiting for pages to load. hehe!”

“Maybe we should use this thread title more often:

Bizarre, Pathetic Drivel”

“HaHaHa! Very funny Aero!”

“I thought it was an ad for recreational pharmaceuticals.”

“At first, I thought this thread was "Famous Last Words" as in:
"Hey, check this out!"
or
"What's this red button for?"
or
(Redneck's Famous Last Words)
"Hey y'all, watch this!"
or
"Don't worry, I unplugged it."”

“I thawt it was a stinky butt!
do:3”

“BUSTED! LOL”

“lol - STFU Spock, there is no room for you in our society.”