NJ ECT

“do they exist?”

“Been talking to Howard Stern about a NJ/NY ECT.”

“no. plant a garden.”

“Hey, we can camp on the beach near Cape May and hike the whole shore up to Atlantic City.

Nahhhh.

We could challenge the bears to a race up on the AT near the Water Gap.

Nahhhh.”

“Is there a subway stop within 100 yards of the trailhead?”

“yes”

“There are no subways in NJ. You need to plan a NY ECT for that.”

“Well Howard ain't gonna go unless he can take the subway or a taxi to the trailhead.”

“Works for me!”

“What would be the appropriate side arm for a Sopranos hike anyhow? Is a silencer mandatory or could I get by with a sub-sonic load? Could I wear my Montrails or would I have to wear the Sacreat boots?”

“On a hike, the blades are the more appropriate accessory. Silent, lightweight, and very effective.”

“No, no, no. The sawed of 12g will be fine.”

“Get thee to school, ragamuffin!”

“rad said "plant a garden," hahhahaaha... and if there's a NJ ECT, there will have to be a DC ECT. those are the rules.”

“The rules are, no hiking on asphalt, concrete or landfills.”

“...or stripmines...”