why men are like bras

“Last year someone posted the funniest thing I have ever read comparing men to bras. I can't find it again. Does anyone have that? It seems that when I search for things it only goes back one year, even if I specify "go back forever".”

“It does only go back a year.”

“Matt only archives them for a year, then they get chucked.”

“Men are like bras: they offer light, medium and complete support.

Men don't care what's on TV, they only care what else is on TV.

Men: children with paychecks.”

“Now my hope is that someone liked it enough to save it!!

One line I liked was that the pretty ones don't offer enough support.”

“It sounds alot like one someone sent me email once. I wonder if I saved it...”

“Here is a web site with 10 pages of men jokes... the bras and the children with paycheck lines are on page #1:

http://www.jokes-4-you.com/men_jokes/”

“A web site with 10 pages of derogatory jokes about men? I can?t believe Al Gore would let something like that on his internet!”

“Actually Violin, they were originally Al Gore jokes... but he demanded that they be turned into generic men jokes.


and then there is this:

http://www.askheartbeat.com/html/body_quip59.html

the second section is pretty familiar... maybe its the thing that was on TT”

“I'll tell ya how I'm like a bra.
I do a great job holding boobs!
:@)”

“pepper, search for 'joke' in the thread search. The original joke thead was huge.

Or email pemsit.”

“I've ALWAYS liked bras... they're so much fun when you open them up... at least, they USED to be...”

“Trust me Obi, for all y'all men, they still are..for some women (like me) they are a necessary evil!”

“I wouldn't mind being a bra...

...if I got to chose whose bra I was 8)”

“Is it just me....

Is it just me or do all guys love it when a woman puts a boob on your head? Ya know, you are watching the game and she leans over the back of the couch and just uses your head for a temporary bra.

I love it.”

“It's just you..it's always been just you..you are in a class by yourself..LOL”

“Careful Tx, My head is only a 'C' cup.”

“master bacpac is correct.”

“See, Bacpac, I knew I was out of your league..I haven't been a 'C' cup in years.

"If ya got it, flaunt it!"”

“....or not.”

“Hmmm, maybe we should move the couch away from the wall? Naw, I don't want to strain his neck.”

“I don't know? Because we like breastsestes. I like to hold them.
Bras like to hold them.
HMMMM
MMMMM”

“Strain his neck? I don't want to hear that birch is having trouble making wood.”

“Men and bras are made to cup breasts.”

“HAha! You're so quick with a zinging come back bacpac!!! I better just let this one go.... :o)”

“The elastic loses its strength and stretchiness after many years.”

“why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

tits don't have eyes”

“They try to hold you back, but sometimes leave you bouncing.”

“Sometimes racy, sometimes pointed, sometimes purely functional........ not always needed.”

“Hey Birch,

I think if you rearrange the living room the ground work has been laid for a comfy head massage.”

“Bacpac said "head massage" HEheHE”

“I said, "laid" too.

...oh never mind.”