I met bpbaby!

“what a sweetie.. :)”

“She sure is, isn't she!”

“Lovely lady -
it was a real treat to have made her aquaintence last weekend!”

“yuppers.. :)

and sold me some EXCELLENT new gear..”

“Soft was her hand held out and long were her fingertips
and with a rich southern drawl that flowed from her lips
I liked her right off, it didn`t take a while
easy were here ways and fast was her smile
I saw something in her right off and didn`t doubt it
we`ll be friends always, there`s no two ways about it
no two ways about it, no if`s, and`s, but`s or maybe
like an old friend, my new friend, I met Bpbaby”

“What a truly wonderful person! (and gear ho, too!)

I met Bpbaby earlier this year on the all womens' hike at Cumberland Gap. I felt like I had just met my long lost, best friend!

Course, as Bigfoot would agree, putting the two of us together is like putting C6H12O6 and a lit match together..KaaaaPOW!!

Tx”

“Again with the gear? This gal must be raiding the post office that picks up at REI.”

“She's pretty cool! Loking foward to hitting the trail with her again.”

“Awww...thanks guys and gals. Bacpac, I am independently wealthy, haven't you heard? LOL I looove gear.”

“Say, uh, did ya happen to have that hot little titanium number with ya?”

“LMAO, bpbaby, you selling gear again, lol. You're going to have start declaring that on your income tax, lol.”

“Maybe she'll start a "gear of the month" club. LMBO!”

“bpbaby has more gear and more cigarettes than anyone I have ever known. Two Saturday morning quotes: "I have 15 pair of hiking boots" and "I am going to go smoke my breakfast". She is like an old friend as soon as you meet her. I had only known her for 12 hours when she told me that her record for not pooping was 7 days. IMPRESSIVE! love you, baby.”

“waa!”

“Yeppers, bpbaby is definitly on my "you really should meet" list. What a fun gal! And just to add, running girl is on that list too! Even if I'm jealous that she can hike all day in a white shirt and show up in camp clean as a whistle;-)

What wonderful discussions we had this past weekend. Everything from not pooping in the woods to breast implants.”

“have y'all ever heard of colon cancer?!?

blech!!”

“Wow, 7 days! That is my own personal record too!”

“hehe.. well she has three LESS packs, and one less sleeping bag.. and one less stove.. and one less set of climbing ascenders..

as for the person you definitely need to meet.. hope we get to hang out again.. she had me smiling and laughing..

:)”

“Hmmm, she had a nice looking backpack on this weekend. I should have made her an offer.LOL I must have missed the colorful conversation. I hope none of those ponies at Mt. Rogers kicked the "@#$%" out of ya! That would have been...oh gee I'm out of this thread.”

“She also has 2 less pairs of boots ¦ )

Exlax ladies, exlax. Anything longer than 3 days is tooooooooo long.”

“I have never had a problem with elimination on the trail.. I can NOT imagine going several days.. surely that would HURT.”

“Seven days? Day seven must have been hell, I bet the screaming could be heard for miles.”

“I bet the two dogs that cheech and chong used to spoof would have had a field day..

"look.. it's a log!"

"wow, man.. what a piece of work!"”

“Does a seven day turd have rings on it like a tree? I guess it would be more like a core sample.

"Hmmm, look how nicely the Tuesday spaghetti compressed with Wednesday stew."”

“dried pitted plums for breakfast work well”

“Nigal, yep, had that little Ti kettle with me, I usually do.

Running girl...TMI there!! LOL

Mozark..That was an Osprey Aether 60, but not for sale for 6 more months. I have to keep it that long for Chili66 to win his bet with TxWoodswoman.

The gear room is getting less and less full...thank goodness.”

“LOL bacpac, ROTFLMFBO!!!

I'm pretty sure you could carbon date the first meal!”

“bpbaby: hehe.. what's the odds.. I might side with LAP.

bacpac: gross.. but funny. :)”

“Too funny, bacpac!

Bpbaby, I have to pass on your gear sale, since I have to pay the veterinarian all the money that I haven't saved up yet for gear. Oh well, the kids love the cat, what can you do?”

“I'M SORRY BPBABY!!!”

“hehe... bpbaby may have held it for 7 days.. but running girl have crapped in her nest?

*ducks*”

“Don't worry 'bout the TMI thing bpbaby, we're all family here. 8) So why would someone actually think that gorp, mainly the peanuts, was a good trail food? Anyone ever call in a buck with all the grunting on the trailside pitstop?”

“I never met bpbaby but my wife used to have a roomate that only pooped about once every 7 days at home. My wife would actually have to leave the house it got so bad!”

“tore up the check and thanks for the message! yo bear!”

“BPbaby, do you have a catalogue?

I've got your record beat. Lets just say by FIVE days! (after having people's hands in your abdominal cavity your intestines "freeze" no amount of prunes, etc get them going before they're ready)”

“Thank you Sassafras for fessin' up to a new record. bpbaby was threatening me through email.”

“No problem. I think I should get some sort of prize though. You all should send me neat things and I DON"T want any exlax! :oP”

“No catalog, Sassafras. LOL I just usually mail a list of what I am selling at the time to those that ask about it. Want to be included?”

“I'm sorry if we embarrassed you bpbaby. We really were just having fun. I hope you saw it for the good natured ribbing that it was ¦ )”

“Absolutely!”

“Hi there Baby!
You still savin` my bag?
Yup, I want it, but I told you that!
It`s good to know the gear lady!LOL”

“She is a pretty good sport.





Right bp? Right?”

“Well I haven't met her!! (what is her name anyhoo?? "BIG POOP" BABY?? LOL)

Like EVERYONE ELSE (hehehe) I have purchased gear from her. Good gear. A tent and a YES ANOTHER backpack!!

Errr, and if you're like me, ya just might have to let the "breakfast" air out of it a bit... LOL!!

Great gear, BIG POOP BABY!!

LMAO... and I hope it doesn't affect future pooping ability!!!”

“You people are discusting.”

“Hi gojo. Wish I could have met you and Sarabelle. I saw the photos that Baume took. Brrrrr.”

“you people are constipated.”

“Yup,..they`re full of it alright!LOL”

“hey Puffball - did you decide to make it official yet?”

“ROFLMBO...bacpac you are in rare form!! Keep this up and I'll have to stop posting on the "Ban Bacpac Threads"

Sherry, carbon dating?? What a hoot!! Perhaps with a proper sample we could even test the Hardness of it on the Rockwell Scale??

Gosh, I should know better than to read this stuff at work..everyone wanted to know why I was laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath..

Y'all are tooooo much fun!!”

“hmm, bpbaby.....how did i miss this conversation?...but, to tell the truth, i cannot remember observing you eating or cooking....so, it makes sense...:)
enjoyed the heck out of meeting you....you are a hoot! and thanks for letting me drive your truck...jai ram! vroooooom”