SlapTheir (noun here) AndCallThem (name here)

“Ok here's a question for ya..

If you could just walk up and smack, pimp smack, b!tch slap, coldcock (that one makes me giggle) someone with absolutely no retaliation or retribution or any consequences to you of any sort...

Who would it be?”

“Is this about Ronald Reagan attacking Grenada? Or Bush attacking Panama?”

“SlapMyCooterAndCallMeSarabelle”

“my sister”

“SlapMyHairyUnderarmsAndCallMeTheFriendlyRanger”

“Man, just one?

Top of the list: Osama
Then:
Monica Blewklinsky
Donald Trump
Rush Limbaugh
Oliver North
and on
and on
and on...”

“SlapMyCompassAndCallMeLost”

“stix4legs?

Why your sister? Just for being "her self", or did she do something specific?”

“you can slap her too if ya want”

“SlapMyCrankPositionSensorAndCallMeMopar”

“SlapMyFluxCapacitorAndSendMeBackToTheFuture”

“SniffMyAssAndCallMeStanky”

“SlapMyJohnsonAndCallMeRandy”

“Slap the whole damn team.”

“not a Diamondbacks fan there kleety?”

“oh, decisions, decisions..LOL”

“Ok let me see if I've got this right.

spock hates Bushy Canals

stix4legs has issues with his sister.

roseymonster dislikes Osama

Tilt doesn't like Chrysler

gojo finds Sarabelle's Cooter distasteful (gojo get help)
gojo doesn't like rangers with harry pits (see above)
gojo and his compass? Go figure

switchback doesn't like stanky asses. (stay away from Sarabelle)”

“Actually, I love the DBacks and HATE the Yank Mes. It was a play on words....'johnson' and 'randy', gettit @@?

No? Never mind.”

“you hate it when your "Johnson" gets LUSTFUL & LECHEROUS?

ok now what little is left of my brain now hurts. ”

“I cannot support this violence.”

“John Chrysler.”

“Slap Ralph Nader and call him dubya.”

“Slap Richard Simmons and call him Buddha Bear”

“Slap the dripping semen from Richard Simmons Butt and call him Gear Slut

BTW - I believe that was defcon 5.”

“Could you get a little more crude? Probably, it suits you. Puss.”

“whoa! that was NAAA-STEEE!

blech!”