Thought I'd share

“NO, I didn't make this up, I found. Behold my power of cut and paste.

..>Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
> > relationships'
> >
> > Sharon Stone
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > 'Hockey is a sport for white men Basketball is a sport for black
> > men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps'
> >
> > Tiger Woods.
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > 'Things you'll never hear a woman say: "My, what an attractive
> > scrotum!"'
> >
> > Patricia Arquette
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > 'Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But
> > imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master'
> >
> > Rev. Jesse Jackson
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > 'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
> > but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is'
> >
> > Barbara Bush
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > 'Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
> > genitals through his wallet'
> >
> > Robin Williams
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > 'Women complain about pre-menstrual syndrome, but I think of it as
> > the only time of the month that I can be myself'
> >
> > Roseanne
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > 'Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place'
> >
> > Billy Crystal
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > 'According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
> > undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
> > women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course,
> > men are just grateful'
> >
> > Robert De Niro

> >
>
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > 'There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men
> > are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
> > severe swelling. So what's the problem?'
> >
> > Dustin Hoffman
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > 'When the sun comes up, I have morals again'
> >
> > Elizabeth Taylor
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > 'Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
> > like and just give her a house'
> >
> > Rod Stewart
> > ------------------------------------------------------------”

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