Hotmail

“I got that same message. Doesn't affect me. Hotmail messages delete upon sending.

They have been getting goofy lately. I took out a yahoo account just to be safe.”

“quite a mystery.

maybe i'll have to get another account. i really only use my yahoo for TT people, because my name on there is Lyra Belaqua, and if i sent that to anyone else, they'd delete it because they wouldn't know who the heck it was from.”

“Mine is working just fine. My guess is Bill Gates Hates You!”

“hmm...interesting. my guess is that you need to Eat It, and that Marvin Gardens needs to make a reappearance.

so what'd you get for your 68th (LOL, Ped!!) birthday, anyhoo?”

“in case ya care. my hotmail is not. never seems to work. especially incoming”

“It seems your problem is pretty common. They even posted an explanation & solution for it.”

“Violin, it seems your problem is that YOU'RE A RASCALLY LITTLE VARMINT, as my grandmother would say. may your pack always be filled with a thousand turds!!!
;-P”

“Violin, you need to go to the vet in order to be a sick pup! ABC's, ... really!”

“What... it didn't help?”

“"may your pack always be filled with a thousand turds!!!"

-- Lyra”

“what are you, my personal genie?

kewl!”

“Dunno. I found the following message in mine, but it really doesn't pertain:

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D'oh!”

“aargh.

well, you can all wipe the sweat from your brows now...my hotmail seems to be working.”

“My bro. installed hotmail on my parents computer, spouting how convenient it was. That was last fall. I just deleted 152 spams from the last 3 days off of hotmail for them. I don't think they need their wangers 3" longer in 10 days or to go up 2 cup sizes in less than a month. Though I must admit some of them are very funny. My favorite started out " old? short? fat? tired? ugly? We can help!" I just about died laughing but I didn't check to see exactly what they were offering.”

“Snake oil!”

“i didnt bother deleting my junk mail til it starts bouncing incoming emails.So i deleted my junk folder with 450 spams on friday or saturday and 3 hours ago I saw that i already had a full folder with 178 new spams.
Is there anyway of spamming msn?”

“I really like that idea.

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“I have not been able to get into Hotmail for about a day now.
I get a blank screen.

Anyone else having this problem?”

“I can access my mailbox, but I haven't received any messages in the last day- not even SPAM.”

“Mine works just fine. Need any porn, #&%!$ enlargement or credit fix messages?”

“Internet servers that connect the user with web addresses have been undergoing attack in recent days. Most attacks have been fended off but occasional disruptions of service to the larger net addresses such as Yahoo and ebay have lost service due to information overload, a so called "Denial of service" attack.
Investigations are continuing...”

“My Hotmail seems to be working, although the spam seems to be less that usual, which I would hardly call a major concern except for #&%!$ enlargment messages. I keep wondering if it's big enough and there is nowhere to turn. Maybe I should ask BB about this?”

“Hotmail seems to be the first target of attacks.

I use the my hotmail address to give out to mail order sites to reduce the spam to my "real" email address.
I get all the spam I could ever want. Want some of mine?”

“I guess not.”

“Ask BB, Geobeater. heheheee”

“mine is exceedingly slow! i'm going into junk mail DTs!!”

“Here ya go lyra, I took some messages for you while you were gone:

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Wipe out your debt!
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Refinance your mortage!
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Hot oil properties in Nigeria!”

“hmmm...the Hot Monkey Love one looks vaguely appealing...thanks, Aero!”

“Hotmail's OK here. Only I get about 250 junk mail a day....mofo.”