Grow up please

“Solitary Hiker, It is not enough that you have to cut and post a continuing stream of propaganda. Now you have resorted to making blank posts for the sole purpose of bringing these threads to the top of the list, because no one is interested enough to reply.

Grow up little boy.”

“i'm seeing stars!

whoa!”

“Every time I see Jessica Simpson, I grow up.”

“Grow up?. I was wishing I could be twenty years old again.

(Man did you see Britney Spears on TRL?.. Dang.. nice jeans.)”

“"BOINGGGGGG!"

Hey, did ya all see they have released the patent rights on Viagra for generic production? Yeah, the generic name is Mydixadrill. DULP!

Hey, did ya all hear they mixed Viagra with Minoxidil for faster hair growth? Yeah, the hair grows great but it won't lay down, DULP!”

“Jessica Simpson?
whatever...


Marge Simpson?!
Now there's a HOTTY!
oo-la-laaa!

I wouldn't need no steenkeeng little blue pill for that blue-haired mama!”

“Morning s_cking, needed a good chuckle, thanks”

“yuppers.. Britney had on some nice jeans.. and the commercial they played several times for Lee lowcut jeans.. dang.. oh to be 20 again.. :)”

“It really makes no difference where the thread is at. I can ignore the thing if it's at the top of the page or in the archives. Anyone using Trail Talk Today isn't even going to see the content of the origanal post anyhow as it is long gone. All they see is a tiredthread with an astriks in it crying for attention.”

“Dang Nigal.. I had to scroll all the way up to see why you even posted that..

:)

My mind was definitely somewhere else.”

“So, Sol My Man...

A-HA!

You HAVE been rousing the rabble again.

You are such a cactus.”

“wow.. MEL.. nice legs..”

“bacpac whining about people growing up?

ROTFLMAO”

“Ever hear of anyone growing down?”

“Ever jump in cold water?”

“It's always fun to see what one person labels 'propaganda,' and another 'fact'.”

“"Ever jump in cold water?"

"Shrinkage Jerry! Shrinkage!"”

“Z-O-M-B-I-E. If you are going to pick a new persona to troll, atleast spell the name right.”

“noooooo... it's 'Zomby'. If you want me to paste the whole song, I can, LOL

Also, 'at least' is two words and stylistically, 'correctly' is preferable to 'right'.

*grin*

I don't know where you guys got your defn of 'troll'. It appears to be limited to this site. If I were to say something provocative just to upset people, That would be trolling.”

“OKay... If you Insist...


ZOMBY WOOF
© 1973 Munchkin Music, ASCAP

Three hundred years ago
I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out onna antique bed
An? my spirit did a midnight creep

You know I?ll never sleep no more

It seem to me that it just ain?t wise

Didja ever wake up in the mornin?
With a Zomby Woof behind your eyes?

(just about as evil as you could be)

I am the Zomby Woof
I?m that creature all the ladies been talkin? about...

I am the Zomby Woof
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin? out

Tellin? you all the Zomby troof
Here I?m is the Zomby Woof

Tellin? you all the Zomby troof
Here I?m is...

Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF
Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF

They said aw-reety
An? they was aw-righty
An? I was a Zomby for you, little lady...

I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my Zomby Toof
My right foot?s bigger than my other one is
Like a regular Zomby Hoof
If I raid your dormitorium
Don?t try to remain aloof...

I might snatch you up screamin? through the window all naked
An? do it to you up on the roof,
Don?t mess with the Zomby Woof!

I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!

Tellin? you all the Zomby troof
Here I?m is the Zomby Woof

Tellin? you all the Zomby troof
Here I?m is the Zomby Woof



Overnite Sensation, September 7,1973 5:10

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)
Ralph Humphrey (drums)
Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals)
Tom Fowler (bass)
Bruce Fowler (trombone)
George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer)
Ruth Underwood (marimba, vibes, percussion)
Ian Underwood (flute, clarinet, alto saxophone)
Jean-Luc Ponty (violin, baritone violin)
Ricky Lancelotti (vocals)”

“Dawg...

Which legs you looking at?”

“Hey Violin!

Some guy named Jean-Luc's been playing you.”

“That Jean-Luc is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad...

Hush-your-mouth!

Hey! I'm just talkin' 'bout Jean-luc!”

“Okay, okay Zomby, I stand "corrected", no more songs, please.”

“Pretty please?”

“Not even something by the late, great Slim Whitman?”

“Rose... Marieeeeeeeeeee... *BANG*”

“Back in the day, many a night was spent lying on the couch with my honey, listening to Jean-Luc Ponty. Good stuff.”

“nice try, donger.”

“I swear I saw the same cut & paste on another thread. Does tha mean he's a double-donger?”

“He's been dongin' around trying to screw with me. Whadda puss.



"No more yanky my wanky, the Donger need foooood"”