sole mates

“Sorry newgirl, I'm already married.

(although I don't carry her or her pack I do the rest and cook)

And I like it too.”

“How about it steve...want to join me for an excursion you may never return from?”

“Who needs a soulmate. I just need a woman who cooks, cleans, knows how to operate a lawn mower and has a healthy sexual appetite.”

“Hoe about it boys? Wish to come along on an excursion you may not return alive from?”

“how bout a little excursion into the woods boys?...you might not return alive>>>>”

“I'm pushing it this weekend. Supposed to snow in the Sierra but I'm bound and determined to try and get a trip incl. the SO in before winter really sets in.

"Come on baby, what's a little dusting of snow?"

Hopefully, everything will work out nicely.”

“LOOKOUT STEVEHIKER SHE AINT ARAYAN”

“So bacpac, she operates on you with the lawnmower, and then goes off to find someone to satisfy her sexual appetite?”

“Bacpac, cooking and cleaning is all well and good, but lawn mowing is a man job. Maybe if you through out that stipulation you would find one.”

“Hmmmmm running over him with a lawn mower...not a bad idea”

“in a whisperPssst! newgirl, it's the 21st Century! you can mow the lawn and tell the guy to cook.”

“Don't say anything to evilgiggle guys. I sense trouble here. Just look the other way and hopefully it'll wander off in a few hours.”

“How do you know militiaboy?”

“How can a woman run over a man with a lawn mower if she doesn't know how to operate it?”

“That was the leafblower. The lawnmower is easy, though for you we may have to REALLY lower the height of the deck.”

“MUHAHAHAH!”

“I thought this had something to do with shoes- as in sole,
not with friends/lovers - as in soul.”

“Or is it sole as in only.”

“sole os soul...same thing with backpackers!”

“Smiley - My wife first started camping when we first started dating. The backpacking thing might happen, but it's a very long way off. Baby steps. It's just a dream of mine to share with her the beauty of the land that I have seen, but I think she's got to get over the "poopin' in a hole" thing.

women, geeeeeeeezzzzzzzz :)”

“yikes, I think I fit bacpac's description. My first job was mowing lawns. I also had a paper route. No wonder I can't find a man. My role is not clearly defined.

Newsflash newgirl. It's easier to take care of a house by yourself than with a guy who doesn't help you. Most things are easy to do--Besides mowing the lawn I know how to change swamp cooler pads (yes, it's on top of the roof), install a dishwasher, install a garbage disposal, install a fireplace, fix/install drywall, install a new water heater, tile floors, install hardwood floors, trim a tree, and identify major things wrong with my car...shoot mowing the lawn is easy. If you become dependant on men you will never learn anything. BTW, guys do not really find that attractive.”

“Hee Hee, Biz, I can do all those things except for the car....I HATE FIXIN CARS!!!”

“so do I Splash”

“Hey, HOI, thanks for the name....I'm kinda getting used to it.”

“Sauteed spinach goes really well with Sole.”

“Ped, I don't like spinach. Can I have just your soul? *evil grin*”

“Boy Sunny that is an evil grin you got there... captivating though...

”

“Lookin for my sole mate, are you here? Bark once for yes and twice for no,three times if you just want to bite me.”

“RE: sole mates
i pack light so 15-20 mile days arnt difficult
vixtrix
11/7/01


LOL, you must take a lot of breaks”

“Two guesses

1. Most of the guys hiking can actually spell the word 'soul'?

2. When fishing for sole it's very hard to catch two that are the same weight and coloration?

I dunno......just a couple of guesses.”

“one time i got dressed in the dark and showed up at work with one blue and one black shoe”

“That's funny RG, but I know people who do that intentionally. Gee, it took over 80 posts for me to figure out that this thread was about a search for the perfectly matched pair of shoes. ;-)”

“When I saw this thread, I thought it was about finding the perfect hiking shoes. How wrong I was.”

“Splash - glad you like the name - its always good to have a tale to go along with the name - your splash in the creek is good to base a tale on - decorate it a little and it will be good.”

“vixtrix . . .if you get lucky and find more than one soul mate pass one to me I am looking too. .”

“lol gojo errrrr, i mean militiaboy”