BACKPACKING IS FOR FREAKS

“null”

“Well just cause you cant handle it...”

“eat it”

“Let's see...
I like to sleep on a thin pad instead of a soft bed
I like to bathe in 40 deg lakes
When I do bathe
I like to abandon my apartment for a small nylon coffin
I give up my kitchen for a single small burner and a piece of cordura
When I do cook
I eschew my conforable car and smooth roads for a knee busting trail

So, yes, I am a freak.

You gotta problem with that, mole man!!!

”

“Hey Markar? where in california do you hail from?”

“AND???


How bout those Soggy Bottom Boys winning the Single OF The Year Country Music Award for "I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow"!”

“I'm guilty I suppose...but I can live with it.”

“Backpacking isn't for freaks, it's for getting away (for a little while) from freaks like mole.”

“"Howwwwee! Now dat was some mighty fine pickin' an' a singin'!"

Love them Soggy Bottom Boys! Great flick too.”

“Vixtrix, I'm in the San Diego area.”

“I don't think any of us deny being freaks. If you're trying to insult us, you have failed. If this is your way of joining in then welcome, you freak.”

“If it involves the trail, I enjoy freakin out.”

“Budder I just got back from Big South Fork Tenn. I always pick up some local music on my trips-man I got some backwoods fiddle banjo music this time-just like sitting on the backporch!”

“That's sweet, Ms.sister, I've been getting bluesgrass music from the local library lately.

Did ja see Nickle Creek on the CMA, Mr.Nigal...now THAT's country music!”

“I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I KEEP THROWING MYSELF UP THOSE DANG MOUNTIANS... I FIGURE I MUST BE OUT OF MY MIND”

“freaks 'R us
I can live with it.”

“You say "FREAK" like it's a bad thing?”

“Hey....some of my best frends are freaks.....




Ok, most of my friends are freaks........




Ok, ok....were all freaks...whats your point?”

“If climbing up a freakin mountain or exploring some freakin slot canyon with a freakin pack on my freakin back is freaky thenI guess I'm a freakin freak.”

“Yes... most city dwelling flatlanders think we are freaks...
So What!”

“FREAKIN' A!”

“guilty, as charged...”

“I'm damn proud to be a freak if it means stepping outside the bounds and exploring the spirit of life”

“All the guys on my floor think I'm a freak, but I think that has something to do with cycling clothing. hmmmmmm”

“skin tight spandex?”

“Hungry Freaks Daddy!”

“Actually, I'm a hiking superfreak.

But, I still need a pack.”

“Ohhhhh, Yeahhhh! FREAK OUT!!!”

“"Lotta freaks!"- Woodstock”

“Le Freak...so Chic!”

“skin tight spandex and non-hairy legs”

“...bless my soul
I'm a freak of nature
walkin' totem pole
look at me
I think you'll agree
nobody weird like meeeeeeeee”

“I badibbie skippy dippy hoo ha ha ha.”

“no hair on your legs? gads!”

“I use ta trap moles. When my doggy caught them he ate them. Now mole skins may come in kinder handy. What cha doin next spring moley skin.”

“yea, no hiar. Makes the road rash heal faster and it looks oh so sexy”

“dont know about that...
hee hee hee”

“you'll just have to see it and judge for your self
;o)”

“silky smooth?”

“smooth enough to make women jealous.”

“SISSY BOY”

“hey death dont listen to this freak hes bothered me on other chat places just ignore him and he'll go away”

“okay, thanks
I'll have to ry that :0)”

“Would you two care to get your own room. I feel like a voyeur.8-))”

“I used to have silky smooth legs and long hair in my bike racing days. Now I have a silky smooth head and hairy legs. Go figure!

No old grey haired remarks from you Vix. You got me on the wine thread. ;-)”

“blush....
sorry Marker”

“no comment needed pennsy”

“lol”

“Really if ya think about it, anyone who would think walking in the wilderness is freaky, it would seam THAT makes THEM freaks. This ain't exactly some kind of extreme sport of danger.

I didn't get to see the CMA Budder. 'Bout the only thing I dig is them Dixie Chicks...load up dat sin wagon! Something else I like is some of the oldschool western type stuff. I have the Dusk til Dawn soundtrack with the Mavericks on it that is great. That whole soundtrack is awesome.”

“Jhonny Cash for me thank you very much.”