hangovers...

“Somebody I know is suffering from a hangover this morning.

I am not mentioning names, but I had to stop twice on the way in for her to puke. Fortunately she got her feet out of the way and didn't get it on her cotton socks.

Sorry, but I just can't say who it is.”

“did you hold her hair like a good man should? some gatorade would be a nice thing to bring her...”

“No she held her own hair but I did pour her a Sprite (at her request) this morning. Of course she promptly spilled the entire cup in the floor.”

“I just went by her office. I have never seen anyone so pittiful looking in my entire life.


She looks like she is on the verge of death.”

“Does everyone on this site dope and booze it up? It looks like someone got what they deserved.”

“Yeah, alcohol is certainly glorified here. Very sophomoric.”

“I'll drink to that.
lol”

“I'm suffering from a mild one this morning myself. Went for a training hike with a full pack on Monte Sano yesterday afternoon. On a particularly strenuous section of trail, I hung my glasses on my sternum strap so that I wouldn't sweat all over them. Well, I stumbled, fell, lost my $400.00 glasses somewhere in the rocks and leaf litter and bunged up my knee and shoulder. I was too sore to go to work last night, so I got drunk instead.”

“And who would that be. OMG I feel like #&%!$.”

“Get barfing drunk and puke on the dress she's planning to wear. You might have to sleep in a ditch for a few days, but at least you won't have to go to a wedding."
bitpusher






Oh I already did that!!”

“Friends don't let friends go to work drunk!”

“LOL...awww....hugs to cottonsocks.......asprin & gatorade darlin......”

“cant seem to hold anything down....


not even water...”

“Phenergan, in a patch if you can get it, otherwise....



...suppositories. Maybe chili will help then too...”

“thanks Bit”

“LOL.hahahaha.....I do think Bit is the funniest person in TT...LOL”

“Bloody Mary's work well! Or just tobasco drops till ya can't stand it.”

“We keep phenergan suppositories on hand for our kids. It's great for when they get puking sick and can't keep anything down, not even water.”

“Yea, I have some at home but it sure isnt doing me any good there.”

“I feel ok.”

“I guess you will have to learn darlin,,,,,"If you can't run with the Big Dogs, stay on the porch"”

“I can't relate. I've never been drunk or high before.

Either I'm smart or very sheltered.”

“What a boy scout...;-)”

“Maybe a little of both, HPM.

But I certainly respect those who abstain more than I do those who can't handle their liquor.


Nothing worse than a mean or nasty drunk.”

“"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

Ain't nothing wrong with putting down a few. Jesus even turned an entire lake into wine.”

“go Jesus!”

“Artex I agree completely.

However I found it quite humorous when as a young lad my sunday school teacher tried to pawn off on us the notion that the wine Jesus drank was non-alcoholic. If you believe that then......well, I don't need to say it.”

“if you're puking don't drink water, silly! it's hard on the stomach...you should drink room-temp Gatorade or Sprite.”

“Anyone remember that Dead Milkmen (I think) song...Jesus was the coolest guy ever. He could turn water into wine, asprin into amphetamines...if Jesus baked a cake it would be the best cake in the whole world.”

“LOL @ HPM! Yeah, I believe that would be grape juice.”

“HPM, that was actually King Missile who did that song. :-)”

“Whoops, late to the party again! Just wanted to mention that I like Mrs.Chili's new name.”

“Ah yes. The band with the detachable pen|s.

Grape juice was first bottled and sold in 1948 by Welchs. At least thats what all records that I had available to me said. My sunday school teacher didn't like that bit of trivia.”

“Yep, that'd be the band. "Cheesecake Truck" is another classic by them. Good stuff. I look forward to talking music with you during the Ocala trip, HPM, we seem to have the same tastes. Our discussion on late 80's, early 90's industrial music was classic.

Logging off, it's quitting time. Laters!”

“I believe was invented during prohibition as a result of that deplorable aqmendment. And last I knew Welchs is responsible for Mad Dog!”

“I went to Burger King and got her a Sprite and some fries.

Nothing like a little grease in the stomach with a hangover.”

“Jeez, man, do enjoy watching her puke?

lol, j/k....”

“LOL,,,actually, she is looking much better now.

I think the worst is over.”

“I worked in a paper mill one summer and behind one of the paper machines was a narrow passage. Everyone would call it puke alley, because it was about 140 degrees back there with 100% humidity. If you were hungover and could walk through puke alley without loosing your breakfast you were doing ok.”

“Thanks Chili!”

“:(

I partied a little too hard last night...”

“awwww.......hugs ....sorry ya feel bad......hydrate yourself...asprin and a bit of caffine”

“Yeah I was trying to drink lots of water last night...guess the irish in me let loose a bit too much :) Now I have to pay the price, by going to work, UGH!”

“awww.....well....get ya some gatorade.....it will help some....”

“me too. a bottle of wine in about an hour.

then to top things off, alarm did not go off this morning. so we had to do the 20 min flash to make the ferry.

we did it, but my head hurts :(”

“Light weights. lol
Hope everyone feels better soon.”

“Man I hate those "Oh #&%!$" mornings. I usually have about one of those each week when it's a mad dash to the school bus stop.”

“lightweights?
i at least drink good stuff, not cheap.

you cheap bastard!”

“I had a few Harp Lager's last night. Mmmmmm”

“The backpacking martini glasses have just arrived, but it's still a leeetle too early in the day to test them out.”