Behind the Green Glass Door

“Marilyn Chambers is NOT behind the Green Glass Door. But the Llama is.
Anyone want to play?”

“Smiley Girl is in front of the Green Glass Door, but Sarabelle is behind the Green Glass Door.”

“PORD BEERS ON YER HAID”

“Melissa Boy is behind the Green Glass Door, Dr. Laura is not.”

“Huh?”

“is Brad Pitt behind the green glass door?”

“Noogie is behind the Green Glass Door. Anyone else?

(Ice Tea is NOT!!!)”

“Yes, Brad Pitt is, as is Sean Connery. But Gear Slut (and Phil) are most definatelly NOT.”

“oh am a behind the green grass door?”

“i think i have this one beat”

“Vixtrix, not that I can tell. Sassafras should be able to help you. She is behind the Green Glass Door.”

“Well find some cold beer behind the green grass door”

“Yes, especially if its Guiness, if Matt the Webmaster has not consumed it. You know he's back behind the Green Glass Door. Nigal is not behind the Green Glass Door, so he doesn't get any.”

“hee hee hee thats an easy one fly”

“Where is the door and why is it green?”

“we can find and a** beind the door”

“my butt and feet are behind the door, but my head and shoulders ain't!”

“How weird. The Green Glass Door is actually behind the Green Glass Door.”

“All fools, behind the green glass door.”

“Sassafrass IS behind the green glass door, she also has my beer and cigarettes. I am stuck on the other side...CURSES!”

“LOL birch, you should have taken her purse when she aked you to hold it for her!”

“my butt is behind the green glass door and so am I.”

“Huh?”

“NG. Lee is behind the door.”

“My daughter Abby is now behind the %$#@$#@ door. And I am still out here!”

“hey i pissed behind that door”

“My dog cully is behind the door, my dog birch aint.”

“osama bin spock claims a secret conspiracy is behind the door.”

“Sunny, Tarabull and CowPatty are behind the door and are helping me drink Birch's beer!!!!”

“behind the door
is booze and beer,
but the liquor
is stuck out here.”

“What kinda beer of Birch's are we drinking, Sassafras? (Must be drinkin a lot of it, I can't find the door!)”

“My real name is Phillip...so let me in!

Sierramel is behind the Green Glass Door, but Mel is not!”

“the green glass door is COMPLETELY BEHIND ITSELF!”

“Raddy, come on in...theres a beer or three left! Watch out for vixtrix's pee!!!”

“sweet!

there's a "hooters" behind here, too!”

“This was a game we (scouts) played around the campfire last weekend on our AT trek. Its really annoying when your dog-tired (sorry sarabelle) and are just not getting it! Hope ya'll had fun.”

“I was really scratching my head trying to figure out where the green glass door was until I realized that my noggin was already behind it but my fingers weren't. It's bizarre back there!”

“it's really nutty, too!”

“Huh?”

“you ain't behind it!”

“What about me, am I behind it?”

“bigfoot can find his loggar behind the door”

“I am not behind it, you are not behind it. Sklukaz and Newgirl are not behind it and neither is Michael Jordan (though the Bulls are).”

“and his logger, too!”

“but no lumberjacks!”

“I feel like a lost ball in high weeds, I can't even find the door.”

“your ball is behind the door”

“I'd rather be behind it, they're having more fun.”

“I must be an idiot. I just do not get this game.”

“There are no idiots behind the door. Only fools.”