TT Bachelor Auction

“okay, all the birthday money goes to someone over-40, very funny, and brilliant. and obviously, hot. and the chances of me finding a SINGLE one of those are about the same as...the chances that Spock is actually my mother.”

“"anybody tall, strong, and qualified as a masseur?"

ok.. which one did I fail at?”

“Ladies please, we don't shoot from point blank range.”

“Hmm..bidding on TT bachelors. I am interested but y'all are going about this the wrong way.

In order for the bidding process to be equitable there has to be a "capabilities demonstration" first.

This way, we women have a better idea of what sort of goods and services you bachelors can bring to the table/party. Then, weu need to create an objective rating system (in various categories) to "score" the bachelors. The ones that score well, for obvious reasons, could bring a higher price on the block.

I guess we need to come up with some categories Ladies to judge these studs by..all suggestions are welcome!!

But, if I had to choose base on postings..let's see..just to name a few:

Pedxing
Chili36
Stevehiker
Buddur
Gojo: must bring 'belle

Disclaimer: These are the only ones that I know that are single, fun and close to my age.



How do you two look in silk boxers anyway? LOL”

“Ooops! That should have read, how do Y'all look in silk boxers....(not Sarabelle, though)”

“I think that this calls for a full accounting of SINGLE TT guys including age and geographic location.”

“or is it bachelor ACTION?”

“I can PRETEND to be single if y'all want?”

“You girls should require a picture of the guys, wearing jeans, from the back. Yes, guys, we look at the behinds too.”

“that's what they all say, TD, that's what they all say...

LOL, Lyndy!!”

“They need to be very tight jeans, baggies will NOT do.”