TT Bachelor Auction

“Tsk, tsk, that hasn't happened much in the last eighteen months, you know.”

“Right-O Chili!


Gee, I don't remember eating a photo, lately... Hell, I've only been posting here for a couple of months. Is it time for the mugshot Already? I was doing so well keeping that Low Profile.

I need more time to work on that Scots accent!

The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men,
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain, For promis'd joy!

- Robert Burns”

“Tilt, you need to read the Harry Potter books, to get the hang of writing a scottish accent. There's a guy named Hagrid with a great accent and a dark secret.”

“Lo-balling it, are we?

a Quarter? How much do you think you can get for a quarter? LOLOLOLOLOLOL”

“Burns doesn't sound Scottish?

Tough Crowd!”

“the QUESTION is how much YOUD get in return”

“Tilt, you don't have to post it. You could email it to me and I'll forward it around for ya. And I *promise* I won't post any pics of your bare tooshy on the internet. ¦ )”

“Watch out Tilt, they will want you to pay for being auctioned off before you know it.”

“hungry for bachelors!”

“There was a joke with the punchline, "For a quarter!"

I can't remember the setup, tho'...

YES... how do you measure that? In volume? Decibels? Standard Candles?

(I haven't converted to Metric, yet)”

“Hey chili36? Before I forget.. I drive down to Memphis Sunday, after we get BACK from Knoxville.

I will drive to Louisiana Monday morning, and will be coming back thru on Wednesday.

do you want me to bring back some mudpuppies? gator tail? shrimpers?”

“Gawd, this is the most disorganized auction I've ever been too. Buddha, get this thing in gear.”

“I agree with Tx... we need pics in order to rate the men who have so graciously offered themselves up for our persual and eventual use...
C'mon guys... how can we decide how much to spend on ya if we don't know what we're buying? Think of it as 'window shopping'... ;->”

“Hey Girls, I've seen photos of Tilt!! Woo Hoo! He's a cutie!”

“Guess I'll start the friggin' biddin'.

Ten bucks for
me me meeeeeeeeeee.”

“Yeah, I've heard that one Before, Ms. Sklukaz! 'Fool me twice, shame on ME,' LOL!”

“So who fooled you once? Got an email addy so I can get copies?”

“I agree with bpbaby!”

“That's right --- the meat isn't supposed to talk back, is it?

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA”

“Ok here's my bids:

$1.00 for a man that cooks

$2.00 for a man that cooks and cleans house

$3.00 for a man that does the above and mows the lawn.

$4.00 for a man that does all the above and smiles while doing it.

$5.00 for a man that does all of the above and can't speak English.

Any amount for a man that does all the above, has a job, and has a clue how to be sweet and considerate at the same time!! Oh, he can speak english if he wants. LOLOL

I'll give $10.50 for gojo if he brings Sarabelle along.”

“Sorry, bpbaby, I'm married.”

“I'm afraid to go up on the 'block.' What if Hagrid gets taken before me?”

“So Lyra orders one well aged Filet of Sole!”

“How old was that photo?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA...


This is starting to sounds like the description of the perfect sailing crew...

1) Doesn't bruise easily
2) Doesn't complain when bruised.
3) Enjoys being cold, wet, hungry, etc.

(or that hiking partner thread, *G*)”

“i can touch my tongue to my nose. Bidding starts higher than $.50 though . . .”

“I'll take them all for $20 if you wrap them in a bow.”

“Aero, I didn't say one thing about getting married!! LOL”

“Cook?
Whattafuh!

I DO NOT cook!
... but I'm good in the kitchen.
do;”

“hey when are the good guys going to be up for grabs?”

“You don't have to cook, gojo, just bring Sarabelle! LOL”

“Man! How typical.
You girls want me only for my dog.
Bastards.”

“LOL, gojo, hey at least you're wanted!!!”

“bpbaby, you'd LOVE me, but I gotta say...

Most of this whole thread makes me sick. The way you women are always objectifying me, treating us like we are not human beings with real feelings and needs...

JK... ;-)”

“hey you know you enjoy strutting Fritz, dont deny it!”

“Oops, that was supposed to be "objectifying men..."

And I don't strut. (I swagger.)”

“yeah Fritz, don't ya hate being treated like a piece of meat? Or worse yet, nothing more than a sex object?”

“That's it exactly, Pennsy, it's like they have a one-track mind or something....very sad, that society has come to this.”

“do i here a revolt? tisk tisk boys”

“
Bidding starts at $10,000 for this one ladies. (hey, somebody has to go after the millionaire widowers)”

“errrrr, I mean widows.
lol”

“oh lord...someone hold me back!”

“Oh, and one of those things I'm leaning on is NOT my hiking pole, if ya know what I mean.”

“how are you at washing dishes?”

“I'm staying the hell away from this thread, if I can't even bring $7 on the opening bid I'll never compete with the likes of Buddha Bear and such.

(Sneaking out to Sipsey Wilderness and takin my butt 'n gonads with me.)”

“I bid 50 rupees for the sultry dancing girl with the beard!”

“60 rupees!”

“100 rupees and a goat!”

“Bigfoot bids one logger!
Bigfoot thread”

“BB, how tall are you?

Ü”

“I'm married, so I'll just take two :{}

Wanted, someone appealing, strong, could be 20 pds overweight, and most of all, have a good.........back.”