TT Bachelor Auction

“Tarabull has a picture of Buddur's BARE ARSE! (I've seen it!)”

“LOL,.. I didn`t know about that other thread,.... and please, leave me out of this one too!”

“Let's see...who are the bachelor's:

Buddha Bear
Buddur
Big Foot
arclite
militiaboy?
deathmarch99?
Tarp Rat (if he ever comes back)
Ice Tea
Tom Terrific
newcanuckkid?
Obi wan canoli
gojo?

who else?”

“Oh ya, how could I forget steve hiker? He hits on everyone here Ü”

“Steve hiker, Big Foot”

“OK, I guess I will get this thing rolling for real -

I bid 35 bucks for Steve and his gonads since they are gone for the weekend..

I bid 50 bucks for gojo and sarabelle..both cuties

Tilt, you have this thing about kids, so I will pass on you..vix, Tilt is WAY too old for you Girl!!

Buddha, you're cute, but I think I could chew you up and spit you out in one session..best leave ya for the younger more inexperinced crowd.

Fritz, if you can SWAGGER in a pair of blue jeans and a baseball hat, I'll give ya a hunnert bucks..

ok..I'm in , who's next??

Tex”

“WHOAHHHH!! Wait a minute, Tilt is available? Let's see the pic, Tilt.

Come one, you can't be that old Ü

I also did not know that Fritz is single”

“Tx, what you want gojo and belle for? Need to use her for target practice??? LOLOL”

“ahh, Baby, I figured my Sandy-Schmandy and her could hang out and sniff stinky butts together..LOL”

“150 rupees, and two of my sisters, and that's my final offer.

I'm 6'4"

BTW - chew me up, and spit me out? I guess I'll try anything once!”

“Rosey?

Do clams have teeth?”

“BB.......Dude you wearing a "manssiere"?”

“LMAO, no that is just how the lightweight, breathable shirt hangs on my massive chest.”

“Hey, I have a girlfriend, but I'm not married, yet. Let the bidding begin.”

“Gee, after seeing that picture, I might have to reconsider.

Maybe if we blindfold you?”

“Hey, BB is cute..if you wanna try anything once, bring it on!!

Yeee Hawwww! Git yer spurs, ladies!!

Tex”

“Dang, Tex! You're no fun!

(how old is dirt, anyhow?)

Just For The Record (aHem), all I ever said about kids was that if I were ever crazy enough to try that, I'd rather start out small... like a millimeter or so.”

“newgirl - I don't qualify as a "single", but I have been mistaken for Sean Connery quite a bit since he was in that Indiana Jones movie. 007me. My accent is getting better, too!!”

“so what...im getting leftovers? what about me? i dont want some ol geezer!”

“LMBO at Tilt!! "Start out small" with kids? HAAAA HAAAAA!

That's like being "sorta pregnant" and "check's in the mail"

When you jump into the kid arena, you do it with your entire body.

Just close your eyes and hold your breath and PRAY..lol”

“Listen Greenhorn!!!!! These women are tough that TX gal is a maneater from the way it sounds. If you're gonna wanna run with this pride you best show some claws.”

“Geez, are ya calling me a geezer? How old are you 15?”

“i was talkin bout tilt bein old i dont know about you m-nutz~fyi im 22”

“M-nutz describe yourself...I have $10 to spend!”

“*GUFFAW*

Does that mean you want your quarter back?

*GUFFAW* *GUFFAW*”

“ME?? A maneater???

HAAAAA HAAAAAAA!!




















um..only if they beg real nice...*smirk*”

“(I'm talking 'zygote', Tex, m'dear)”

“Ah..just the "home grown" ones, then? Better hurry..I hear a (biological) clock ticking...LOL”

“There are so many more men then woman on this site that we gals can buy a few of you guys. If one guy lacks something we want, pick a few others to pick up the slack.”

“My pics on the Photo Page. I'm 31 going on 21, 5'10" 165lbs. Athletic build, slim waist, powerful shoulders. Boyishly handsome.”

“$10 for tilt! always wanted to try an old guy”

“Not only can we each get a few men, but we shouldn't bid on each others picks. Then we could pick them up for practically nothing.”

“OK.........I have arrived........... *big grin* (was gonna say *licks lips* but there are just too many bad ways you could go with that... LOLOL!!)

Where's my honey Steve? WHAT??!? He hits on everyone?!!? Where are his gonads??? LMAO!!”

“well...if the bids higher then a quarter... i might have to pay $11!”

“vix, I'm telling you, if we play it right, we can get 3 for $11.

Hey, what's the money in the auction going to. If it's a good cause, I'd be willing to pay more.

lizs, I can't seem to catch you on icq these days. I'm on now with "the foot".”

“PAMSTER!! Where are the Cabana Boys??!?!

THAT is the STANDARD! ;-)”

“ALRIGHT!! Folding Money! Better hurry, though, the AARP is nipping at my heels, LOL

But ya know... there really is no substitute for Experience, *VBG*


Are you... Experienced?

JH”

“Nope. Married, not on the market.”

“Day 1 of the fundraiser.

Bachelor's successfully auctioned: 1

Money raised: $10.00

Eat your heart out Jerry Lewis”

“This was a REALLY funny thread, Buddha, but I think you must have done some photoshop magic on your picture. You look a little too stretched vertically. But it's a great picture. Now go find a gazelle girl.”

“Well, if this is what sets the standard for future auctions, I'm not impressed. We had no clear idea of who was on the market, what the starting bids were, what qualifications the men had, etc. It was a complete mess. We even had a man bid on himself . . . Gojo, you know who I'm talking about here. Vixtrix claimed to be just turning 21 and then said she was 22, in order to bid on the "older" 31 yr. old m-nutz. Buddha, you are a poor auctioneer.
I think we ladies are a bit at fault, as well. We did not clearly define how much we were willing to pay and what we were looking for ahead of time. That is the secret to success at the auction. So, let's try this again. I am looking for an unexperienced 16 yr. old Spanish kid w/ blue eyes and a guitar . . . or . . . an experienced 45 to 50 yr. old Sean Connery type w/ a thick Scottish accent. Phil and Aero are the closest to fitting the second description, but they are not on the block. I am willing to pay upwards of $100 for the older one and somewhere around $10 for the younger one. Buddha, get to work!”

“LOL u caught me...21 it is! But um...do we have brad pitt in the mix? id give up bping for him!”

“Lizs we keep losing our Cabana Boys to marriage:-(

I vote we make m-nutz and BB our new Cabana Boys. They look pretty young and fresh to me. They might even still be trainable;-)”

“Pamster, I dated a 32 yr. old sometime back and he was not trainable. M-nutz is out. I don't know how old BB is, but he may be trainable.”

“Heeeeelllllloooooo?! Let's get this auction going. Come on gals. Buddha is going to need to info. about what you want and what you'll pay, so he can properly organize.”

“You're prolly right newgirl, I am pretty set in my fun-lovin' ways... but, you'd be very surprised at what I can do with the "proper" motivation.”

“newgirl, those are boys to me. Still very trainable;-)”

“Mistress Pamster knows the secrets to training...”

“This is a riot.”

“"Beat me, whip me, make me do bad things."

Anonymous”