TT Bachelor Auction

“LOL Le Subtil! Don't tell all of my secrets! *snap*”

“Well, how 'bout 'er Pamster. Whatcha' want and what will ya' pay. Buddha needs to know.”

“Maybe the bachelors should list their attributes and post pictures. I only saw one picture.”

“Hey, Buddha Bear just put himself up on ebay! I guess you guys weren't bidding high enough.”

“Ht: 5-11

Wt: 150 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal

MS: sangle

Educ: somewhat edumacated

Misc:
*cute as a speckled puppy
*can't cook (but good in the kitchen - esp if an electric mixer is available)
*good in the foyer
*good in the hallway
*good on the disappearing attic stairs
*good in the attic
*good in the attic window
*good on the lawn
*good in the toolshed
*good on the toolshed
*good beside the toolshed
*good near the toolshed, but closer to the garage
*good in the garage
*good in the mudroom (esp if warm water is available)

Favorite hobby:
"backpacking"

Favorite color:
bluish red

Favorite game:
Sears Repairman

Favorite quote:
"GOOD GAWD!"
~ Susan”

“Quiet lives of desperation,
Incomplete without a date,
No Knight in shining armor,
No one to call your mate.

Always searching for a prince,
You seek a fantasy.
What you skeezers really need,
Is a simple man like me.”

“Ht: 6'4"

wt: 225 lbs of ripped muscle.

ms: single

educ: B.A. History, with a minor in lovemaking (yeah baby)

Misc:
* can cook
* specialist at hot oil full body massages.
* good in the shower
* good on the trail
* good off the trail
* exceptional in the hot tub
* lengthy in both size and time
* more charming than connery on his best day.

Favorite hobby:
"backpacking"

Favorite color:
pine green

Favorite game:
Good cop, bad cop

Favorite quote:
"Too beaucoup, too beaucoup."
~ Holly”

“I take a terrible picture, always have.

I look much better at night...with the lights off...under the covers.”

“I'm there.”

“So this whole thread was just a scam for Buddha Bear to get a date?”

“Way to go Buddah,,,,showing some creativity there.....”

“Do you feel used now?”

“BUT THERE IS ONE WE FORGOT ABOUT!!!

If m-nutz is considered single and available (although he has a gf)......well......

What about WALKINDUDE??!?!

I gave $5 and promise a Black Hills trip. (That'll get him!!)

LMAO!!!”

“I'd settle for ANY scam that would result in a date - LOL!”

“Hey BuddaBore, why don't you post a pic of your schlong on Phil's photo page so you don't have to tell us how big it is every couple of days!”

“Ht: 6' (okay 5'11.75")

wt: 155 lbs of lean mean hiking machine.

ms: single and looking

educ: 3rd semester student in Atmospheric Sciences

Misc:
* can boil water
* can make a mean pot of mac 'n cheese
* strong legs
* Don't eat much
* Like beer
* lots of endurance
(for hiking-of course ;0) )
* I smell nice

Favorite hobby:
backpacking, cycling

Favorite color:
Midnight black

Favorite game:
follow the leader

Favorite quote:
whatever comes out of your mouth”

“newboy said "schlong".
huh huh huh-huh-huh!”

“Buddha, BUDDHA! What the hell is the problem here? Do I need to run this damned auction house for you. Where are the types we are looking for and what are the opening bids? This is ridiculous. Deathmarch is not young enough or old enough, you are the auctioneer so you can't be on the block, and Gojo is too southern and horny. Hurry up. This money is a burning a hole in my pocket.”

“Being southern and horny disqualifies someone??? Oh, well, I am sacking up my marbles and going to the house. I'm tired of playing. :)”

“We're all going at No Reserve, what do you expect??

Gee. Disqualified aGain! To old; too young; too Southern, etc., etc., etc.

So the money is 'burning a hole in your pocket' and we're too horny?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!”

“sounds alot like double speak to me, Tilt.”

“And a song cue from the 40's?

They're either too young or too old
They're either too grey or too grassy green.
The pickings are poor and the crop is lean.
What's good is in the army.
What's left will never harm me.
I'm either their first breath of spring.
Or I'm their last little fling.
I must confess to one romance,
I[m sure you will allow.
He tries to serenade me,
But his voice is changing now.
I'm finding it easy to stay good as gold.
They're either too young or too old.

(Bette Davis in the 1945 film "Thank Your Lucky Stars")”

“LOL! Hilarious song.”

“Whattafuh?!
Damn right I'm horny!
(this "D Anner" chick has created a MONSTER!)
hehehee!

Speakin' of Deanna,
it's time to remind her of "who's her daddy"!
I'm outta here.
I'm going home... eventually.

Gooooooooooooood times!

Y'all have a good weekend.”

“I waited all day to come home and see what my bid was up to, and it appears the auction is over before it started.

Oh well, I guess its endentured servitude for me.

Lizs and Pamster...Cabana Boy m-nutz reporting for duty. What do you require?”

“Dang, no one bid on lil ole me? *sigh* It's off with me to Ebay then.

If you require my 'services' this weekend, I'll be on the Joisy AT with SirPete. Have fun!”

“I thought it was "beat me, kick me, bite me, and please don't stop"”

“Actually it's..."I love the way you smack my a$$, I love those dirty things you do, when I have control of you." - Puddle of Mudd”

“Gojo,

The next time I am in Hotlanta, I'm taking you to dinner..will that make up for me not bidding enough on you??

Chili, I bid on you sweetie! Hold your head high, coz I am choosy!!”

“Hey, I haven't heard any bids on me yet :O(”

“Don't feel left out DM. THEY ARE IGNORING MY (insert your own big, manly adjective, I'm all of them) SELF TOO!!!”

“I'd bid but I spent all my money on a new tent. Any Freebies?”

“I stated my requirements earlier but maybe it's time for a rehash. I want to see male booty. My email address is listed in my bio. I have suddenly found myself free this weekend and I have cash. Now, who's helping me out here?”

“Freebees? You must be thinking 'Frisbees' LOL

Remember that old addage: When the bull is free, why pay for the... wait... that didn't come out right...”

“Truly desperate people.”

“um 6'
um 205#
um very single
um two great kids
things I am good at um,um, well, um, I think, um did I say I have two great kids. I um. oh sh-t I'm good for nothing.”

“LOL, lobo. The kids count for a lot.”

“deathmarch99, you're real? Student in atmospheric science? Science, I like that. How old? Where's you pic?

OK, I bid 1,00,000 pesos. I might up it if you're under 25 (stamina, ya know)”

“Buddha Bear, while you are way cute, I personally find history zzzzzzzzzzzzz very boring. Sorry. 6' 4"!!! Way?

I need to be intellectually stimulated, you know.”

“Orygun”

“Looiks like we raised $15. Well, M-Nutz, Pennsey Hiker, Tilt, Gojo, lobo & deathmarch99, it looks like we failed, but we WILL NOT resort to a bake off or candle party to raise this money, we'll have to think of something else.”

“Bake off? Now you're talking BB. I'll bid on a tasty bannana cream pie anyday!”

“Pie, did some say PIE?”

“Okay, hey I'm 20, I'm legal.”

“I'm already baked.”

“$10 for the "baked" man, be sure to bring food! Come on ladies, you have a baked dood with natural viagra genetics, get on it, and donate to a good cause!”

“I forget... what's 'The Cause' again?

the "Send Buddha Bear To Las Vegas For A Week Fund"?

*VBG*”

“It is a sad sight when you cannot get a single female to bid on any of the eligible bachelors or any of the males period.”

“How can I turn down gojo, the man has a toolshed, lol.”

“Bake off?
Preheat the oven - I'm a'coming!


...now where did I put that mixer?
wwrrrrrrrzzzzzing, wwrrrrziiiing!!”