You know you are a redneck when...

“Doh!”

“Tetanus booster?”

“Usually facial cuts bleed like hell. Glad you didn't have that problem!”

“lack of bleeding could indicate decreased cranial blood flow. I may be onto something...:)”

“LOL....is this a redneck....or just an idiot?

http://tafkac.org/medical/scrotum_self_repair_verified.html”

“What?!
Somebody saw hutchy on Hiker MD's face?”

“I read that story in some type of professional magazine more than 14 years ago. It still weirds me out.”

“How 'bout this?

If you can plow snow with an old junker truck with a busted clutch linkage.....
I couldn't get the part or it was too dang cold to be squirrelling around under the truck.........cain't remember exackle.

Piece of cake!
When changing direction simply pop the stick into neutral and kill the engine.
Slide into first or reverse and restart the engine and away ya go.

There was usually a pint of Jim Beam in the glove box, too.
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“I saw a pickup that had "Git er done" and 69 written in duct tape on it.I guess thats red neck if anything is.”

“I think its a safe bet that the truck in front of you is being driven by a redneck if you see this hanging from the trailer hitch.”

“Please note this is a "diving board" we found at a local house...the board is a 2x8 (I didn't get the 16 P nail in the back of the board) but it is tied with a rope and note the paint bucket under the front to keep the board from overflexing.

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“I think I see Tilt in that crowd.
”

“the mud festival is happening in some town in korea. these guys would have a ball”

“Did ja notice that it's a CHICK with Tatts doing the flop?”

“many redneck chicks look just like dudes”

“Tilt would never be caught DEAD at an event like that (LOL).”

“I may be a redneck.....BUT.....that is a little too much mud for me!!!”

“She looks like she would make a fine center or pulling guard........the flopper in the picture......certainly not Divinity!

Divinity, what are your qualifications?

I don't know, Tilt can talk the talk......
Whether he can flop the flop.....hmmm????
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“I was passed out in a lawn chair next to the keg.”

“let me think......

1. I am a damn yankee....I LOVE the south.....
2. I am barefoot whenever I can be....
3. I love to fish...
4. sheesh...I can't think of anything right now.....”

“redneck is not just a Southern thing div....trust me I have plenty of Redneck buds in the North east.”

“LOL..I know....I know plenty of rednecks in Ohio...
...I like rednecks!!!”

“Yankee???

Holey Carp, Divinity!!!

I was born and raised south of the Mason Dixon Line and lived in REAL Yankee territory, Vermont, for five years.
I have kin from the West Virginia and Maryland Zone of Appalachia.

Alas, I just don't fish.
But I do love rompin' and stompin' in the mountains..............and skinny dippin', too.”

“Anyone who doesn't FISH must be a BILDERBERGER or a UNITARIAN.... er somethin'.”

“Hey man, I love sushi!!!

Nothin' quite eatin' it raw!”

“I would try it in a heart beat!”

“Last year on our lost way to the Bigelow Preserve, monkeyboy, skeetahbait and I drove though a place filled with tents, campers, and campfires and BBQs set up right off the side of the road and a ton of people. We laughed and commented on what red neck camping it was.

Well this year I joined them and we had a ball. :)

The campground at Bigelow was full, so we were searching for a site…I figured this would do for one night, so we pulled over and set up the tent at one of the huge fire rings. The Dead River was right there, so there was plenty of entertainment for the kids.

We caught toads and found cool rocks and a fossil, swam in the river, caught crayfish…saw moose, deer, fox, rabbits, fish (Ana chastised me for not bringing her fishing rod and some nets) and the kids played on the gravel pit across the road for hours…we had pouring rain, thunder and lightning, sunny days, bugs galore, interesting neighbors, wind that picked the tent right up…the kids had made up this game called “follow the line” where one dragged a stick along and the other followed the line it made.

The kids met two boys just their age and they were together constantly...we brought home some crayfish that the kids caught…a good time was had by all.

After a couple of camping trips this summer with friends that weren’t quite what we’d hoped, this was exactly what we were looking for.

The kids are asking when we can go again… :)”

“I need me a good ol' redneck woman. ;-)”

“There are plenty of rednecks in the north. I guess in someways I are one.

And fishing is not a sport. It's a way of life.”

“They're everywhere......they're everywhere!!!!”