TT AA

“With all the Beer, Wine, and hangover threads, I thought we might need an AA chapter.

Who needs a sponsor?”

“hee hee hee”

“Is that Appalachan Anonomus?”

“Feel free to define your own Acronym.”

“Alcoholic Ape-people”

“Whats the TT stand for?”

“leggylady- Answer to your question:
(multiple choice)
a) Troll Talk
b) Tabloid Talk
c) Trail Talk
d) Trailer Trash
e) all of the above”

“I'd like a Trail Talk (TT) sponsor but I don't need an AA or NA sponsor.”

“I kno'd a kittykitty named Ttaa. He was a perty good kittykitty I gess, but he did not have a reeeel stinky butt. His butt was jus a leetle bit stinky.”

“I'm not going to waste all my experience by hanging out with a different bunch of drunks who can't appreciate a good hangover when they have one.”

“i have a headache...”

“I appreciate a nice 3 gallon flusher when I blow chunks, not one of those wimpy 1.5 gallon jobs.”

“Can we have a keg party at the first meeting?”

“im taking shots...”

“I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.”

“y'all stop talkin' 'bout T & A, there're kids reading this site!!”

“LMBO lyra, that's good!”

“stuttering, are we?”

“Been there, done that, got the puke stained t shirt! After my last little incident of painting the bathroom I have set a limit on myself...4 imports or six domestics.”

“you know what causes stuttering...”

“AA is for quiters!!!!”

“I bet Matt is very dissapointed in you all.”

“Naw.....
He knows us too well.

If we QUIT he'd be disappointed.”

“LMAO rosey & Baso4”

“I don't know how disappointed he'd be, but you KNOW he'd be surprised, LOL”

“I am powerless against alcohol.”

“Especially vodka, and brandy, and wine, and tequilla shots, etc. etc.”

“Just call me the DD and gimme yer keys..nothin to see here folks, jist move along, move along..”

“I'm all about the vodka. Went to a Russian restraunt last week. Vodka shots with the appetizers, then they just bring out a carafe of vodka for the meal. The beer was great too. Baltika #1 thru #9, in order of alcohol content.”

“m-nutz, oh sh!t, a carafe of Vodka! I haven't worked up to drinking that much, lol.”

“lipstick - I hear ya, I had no idea I was going to get so smashed at dinner.”

“i drank about that much once...passed out and woke up with bumps all over my head... real sick the next day”

“Bumps all ova ya head? What from?”

“falling all over the place! DUH”

“I thought maybe somebody beat ya. When my friends pass out, we shave their eyebrows.”

“Note to self: DO NOT drink with vixtrix or M-nutz! LOL”

“How did that one go?

Too many nights
Too many stars
Too many lumps upon my head...

I know whatcha mean, Nigal. Seems like after about four of those Czech torpedoes and I'm fixed.

"Nikolai's Roof" in Atlanta is still on my To Do list. So many restaurants; so little time.”

“My future brother in law was in town last night on a day off. He's Estonian (sp?) and intorduced me to Estonian potato vodka. Distilled 3 times and charcoled filtered. YYYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!

He's thinking 'bout setting up an imprt situation to the states with this stuff. I'll keep ya all posted. It is a must have!”

“RM and Aero, I kind of like Trailer Trash Alcoholic Ape-people.”

“Seriously though, I don't think alcoholism is all that humorous. Bacpac makes a good point.”

“Looks like Tex and I are only DDs here.”

“Twice the T&A. I'm in.”

“well humanpackmule I guess I would qualify as a DD also - been on the wagon for about 3 years now - flushed away 10 years the last time I fell off.”

“Whoa......!! Double D's??!??

Oh, Ok, I caught up on the threads. You guys are talking Designated Driver. I mean.. I knew TX was a Double D, but you dudes had me worried.”

“Sounds like you are doing real good now, HOI. ..And no coffee too, I'm impressed!”

“LOL, Bacpac, there's a lot of D's out there in TT land.”

“Large breasted women scare me.”

“Might block your view of the TV when they lean on your head from the back of the couch?”