Against Football Thread

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“reveal yourself, troll. ....Out with it!”

“The only good things are the TIGHTENDS!”

“WHAT??? WHAT IS THIS TROLL THING YOU TALK OF?”

“Has to be lizs-girl, for sure.”

“Only commies don't like football.”

“Yeah, lizs' troll directory is starting to look like the NYC yellow pages.”

“Could be Lizzy. She has a lot of anger going on there because the Hawkeyes are being kicked out of the Big Ten.”

“I dont know a liz.”

“ya know i dont like football to much myself”

“its fun to walk in front of the tv when something important is happening...”

“LIZ = BIZ = VIX”

“MUHAHAHA”

“"Why Atheletes Shouldn't Be Role Models"

Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann 1996: "Nobody in
football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own
mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win,
I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."”

“Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up
alphabetically by height." And "You guys pair up in groups of three,
then line up in a circle."

Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire
at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books: "But the real tragedy
was that 15 hadn't been colored in yet."”

“Hey dont accuse ME of being a troll miliboy unless you want to fall off a cliff. :)”

“lyra, they only have to be smart if you want to make the mistake of trying to have a conversation with them.”

“i'm just joshin', sklukaz...i've never actually talked to a grown-up football player in my life, so i have no idear how smart they are. but i've been noticing that there are very few people in this world that i'd call stupid after i've talked to them. or maybe that's just because i'm too dumb myself to know the difference ;-)”

“D'hoh, I was talking about a guy I know! You meant football players. So sorry, my mistake.”

“My daddy taked off her britches so he could smell her stinky butt good. Ü”

“LOL, sklukaz! i getcha...”

“Darn, Lyra! Right when I think you might be alright, out comes an Auburn joke. ;-)

When I was in college, one of my work/study jobs was serving up meals to the football players at their dorm. Bunch of animals like you wouldn't believe! For my suffering I did get 50 yard line season tickets, though. That almost made the job worthwhile.”

“BobK? i don't know any BobK's, maybe a Tripod or two... ;-) "an Auburn joke," i like that phrase...”

“About half the state of Alabama likes that phrase as well!”

“i've never heard it...i lead such a sheltered life, having never been to Alabama ;-)”

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“i must confess...i am ashamed, my own sister IS evilgiggle...”

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“*sniff* its just cause we get no attention during the games...”

“i do like football when there is lots of mud involved”

“But we all LOVE basketball, don't we?”

“sweating men in shorts? OF COURSE!”

“This thread must come up with the football thread, seeing how it is the evil twin and all.....”

“Evil twin, I say!”

“Mooohahahahahah!”

“WE LOVE BASKETBALL!

Gators #5 ESPN poll. Kansas #7.

'Nuff said!”

“Playoffs, Playoffs, Playoffs!!! Nobody is ranked until the playing begins. I'll put #7 up against #5 any day!
(you da man, arcy)”

“That's the wonderful thing about March Madness, Dunadan. It's all talk and preparation until those BEAUTIFUL PLAYOFFS.

Go Jayhawks!...

...all the way to the championship game against Florida.


That's why we're against college football here, NO PLAYOFFS!”

“That would be beautiful. Jayhawks vs Gators. That means Duke was not there.”

“Would you like to beat them or should we?”

“Basketball, shmasketball...

Beauty Theismann quote there, L.”

“One word, Arc......Arizona.....
I don't care who beats Duke as long as they get beat. It would be satisfying to see the Jayhawks do it, but it will be tough. Nobody goes undefeated. It's a thing of the past.”

“I wish Michigan had a basketball team.”

“Football is great!”

“Nigal, nobody wants to wear those funny colors.”

“Hey, arcy! What ya' talking about? Florida beating Duke? Dream on!

Go Blue Devils! It should be interesting to see how they do without Battier. Coach K does tend to reload rather than rebuild...”

“Dang, BobK, and I was starting to like you! What is it about Duke that they can recruit so well? Why doesn't North Carolina beat them more often? Why is Mike K's last name so hard to spell?”

“Dunadan, I married into the Duke thing. My wife became a rabid Auburn football fan, so I thought it only fair to become a rabid Duke basketball fan. Her family has season tickets, so once a year we visit the bull city for a game. What a great arena for college hoops!

I think the program does most of the recruiting for Duke. UNC has beaten Duke more times than we care to remember. Coach K really should do something about that name.”

“OK, Bobby, I'll go easy on you since it's a marital situation. However, if your bully Blue Devils lay a hand on my Jayhawks, I won't be responsible for my typing!”