Will the real TT'ers please stand up?

“are you all real and me fake, or I am I real and you all fake? What is real after all but what the sane man knows to be true and the insane man questions.”

“Town Dawg -

You still haven't figured out we're ALL figments of your imagination?”

“laqtis, present and accounted for. Ready for duty”

“oOoo.. hehe.. scary, Violin.

So is this like the 'Matrix'? I am just being fed liquid protein and dreaming all this?”

“No, I'm more like your worst nightmare.”

“But seriously, folks. Stand up and be counted or begone. I think some of the "regulars" should clean up their trolling habits, also.”

“I am not an animal!

I am HUUUUUUMMMAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!”

“Aw, my God. And like, who made you Lord, God, King Boofoo?

Bite me ((I'm a nutty buddy),
and I'm behind the Green Glass Door. Hee, hee)”

“I go hikin to get away from people not to meet them. TD, I am takin a hike. I won't post on YOUR precious site no more.”

“Pepperdog - sorry, but I'm not smart enough to be subtle.”

“stix4legs: say what? you lost me. All I am saying, is give peace a chance.. (oops, wrong era).. all I am saying is there are so many aliases running around, I never know if I am talking to a real person or a pseudo..

I don't mind the disagreeable, the cynical, and the downright idiots.. I just want you to use your same name each day.

:)”

“I just got back from lunch.. this must be like Total Recall.. where I have not REALLY logged close to 300 miles this yr.. I have just had the memories placed in my head thru micro-surgery..

Dang.. it felt so REAL too!”

“wow.. did I wake up or something?.. where did everyone go?

(oops.. that was trolling wasn't it?)

ok ok.. so go ahead and shoot me.. It's friday, I could use the excitement.”

“Towndawg,

I e-mailed you my proof.

BTW, have you mapped out your road trip yet?”

“Hey any of you who want a picture posted but can't do it for some reason or another can mail it to me. I'll scan it and send it on to Phil. Email me if you're interested. (I'll even mail it back to you!)

Limpy, you are NOT behind the green glass door!”

“Hey Rabbitman,
We'll take some pictures to post while on the Gizzard trip. TownDawg, we have to be real if you have talked to us on the phone...right TownDawg? Please TownDawg, tell me I'm right!”

“Rabbittman: ya.. wont be going to B'ham to get to Louisiana.. heh.. sorry.. would have been a huge party..

:)”

“why do people think they need more than one name. Can't they just post they ideas and comments under the same name, why play all these dumb games. Even if there is no pic with Phil (i have no pic) but i am really i post once in a while, and comment on things. Maybe some day i will scan my pic and email it to Phil. But i am still here and i still write under the same name i began with. so if people have to play games and change thier names and quit TT, let them. Some people just have to play games and stuff. Remember the old ones the ones that are always around those are your true TT's”

“OK, OK.

So I'm not really Spock's Mom.

But I do seem to have fulfilled my purpose. *grin*”

“I refuse to submit to some kind of screaning to 'proove' I'm who I say I am. I don't work for you, I'm not related to you and I am not accountable to you. All you need to know is that my name is Nigal [soon to be NigalGirl though]. If that's not enough, YOU go take the hike. 8)

Be reasonable folks, this is the internet.”

“Het BuddaBore, why don't you post a pic of your schlong on Phil's photo page so yoy don't have to tell us how big it is every couple of days.”

“oops wrong thread!”

“Nigal.. not saying that. I am just asking for folks to please be consider and use the same name.

I want to be able to know who to hate and who to love.. :)”

“uMM.. considerate.

(I dont get it.. is there some DISCONNECT between my mind and my fingers?)”

“you know.. I was just thinking about my daughter and her friends that think they have to have like FIVE different chat names.. I get it.. you posers are REALLY 14!!!

which means everyone of you is ICE TEA in disguise.

:)

I get it now!”

“nott me Dogg, I am the reel chilli”

“andd you know whatt.. poserrs are nott behindd the greenn doorr.. but all the trolls are..”

“flick off, pound sand, E.S.A.D, etc... oh yeah, Yo Momma.
Hee, hee.
Lighten up, y'all.
Girls just wanna have fun.
If yous assail me for havin' more that one name, I'll trash you're grammor and spellink!”

“Stand up.

Turn around.

Drop drawers.

Bend over.

Yep. That's me.

Go look.”

“lol.. from what I have seen Mel?.. and what I can tell in the pics?..

would be nice to see you that way.”

“I was real the last time I looked, but I've been wrong before... damn subjective reality.”

“Trust me Tilt, you are real.. I luv your humor.”

“Who the hell is newboy?”

“Trolls who cares, they come and go from what I've seen. They're like the liberals any which way the wind is blowing they will follow. Ya fellaw!!!!!”

“true dat.. it just seems like dey showed up in great earnest lately.. their numbers almost overwhelmed me..

I was running out of DECON.”

“aw, shucks...

You Know I had to zap you with that "Go Dogs"... especially after the last few years, LOL”

“Pepperdog: They will never starve: problem is they feed each other.”

“Here's the real deal you ladies have been looking for.”

“I'm back !”

“I am........ ME! And I'm real... at least in my version of reality! ;-)”

“hey gojo.. saw your post on the OTHER site..

:).. I wanted so BAD to trash you.. but I was nice.”

“naw Spock.. have to side with gojo on this one.. Sarabelle is the BOMB.. whoever RPs that character..

'sides.. I still don't like you, Spock.”

“wow.. I just got a CLUE who MA Spock might be.. :).. her choice of words..”

“i say we roast spock”

“You mean Ma Spock is another case of Multiple Personality Disorder?”

“What?! PedXing is a bacpac troll?! Eeeeeek! Suddenly I've found myself in a love/hate relationship. Can we exorcise the bacpac personality, Ped? You have worked with schizophrenics before. Say it can be done!”

“Clearly you love to hate me.

In your heart you want to love me.

I understand.”

“Keep dreaming bacpac, it will sustain your existance.

Well, I am present and accounted for, have been on an ECT trip and have my picture on Phil's page.

I have no reason to hide behind a troll-like persona..I am as laid back as they come.

Cheers to all, and good night!!”

“TD, I changed my name but I think it's obvious who I am.

I stopped trolling a long time ago. Rad convinced me and I have 'seen the light'”

“I am a figment of my own imagination.”