Girls Only ECT Hike

“What:
Girls ONLY hike(s).

Where:
Cold Mountain Approach Shelter, NC

When:
11/10,11
11/17,18
11/24,25
12/1,2
12/8,9
12/15,16
12/22,23
12/29,30
1/5,6 2002
1/12,13
1/19,20
1/26,27
2/2,3
and maybe more

Who:
GIRLS ONLY!
(unless chaparoning a girl dog)”

“Try to be a little less subtle, would ya. Some people might not be able to tell when you're trolling and when you're not.”

“LOL... I think we should organize and GUYS only hike.. and a GIRLS only hike, and then start about 50 miles from each other, and plan to MEET in the middle.”

“Let's see, if a guys only hike started on the southern end of the trail moving north at a normal pace,,,,and the girls only hike started on the northern end moving south, where would they meet??? LOL”

“depends on wind direction and moon phases.”

“The girls would take all the beer and hike in the opposite direction! Moooohahaha!”

“Oh yeah!”

“LOL, sass. Could I go along if I promised to carry it?”

“Quit the BS!
I'm serious!

Bastards.”

“oh grow up.. you aren't serious.. lol.. and if you were, you wouldn't troll for all girls.. you wuld just email a few of your fav gfs..

hehe.. but hey.. sounded like a kewl plan gojo.”

“Girls, male models want you.. they are waiting for you on Tray Mountain on March 17, 2002.

Style Modeling Group will supply wine and munchies. Please make plans to attend.

Send a face shot along with stats and bio as soon as possible to reserve your place.

Don't miss your chance to spend the night with some of the hottest males anywhere at 5,000 feet.”

“and yes girls.. this cruise is 'clothing optional' of course.

don't miss your chance to sail with a studly man.”

“Tray Mountain?? March?? Clothing optional?? That should be a perky experience.”

“private rooms are available with the model of your choice.

remember, all the wine and munchies are included free of charge.”

“Is this like Temptation Island or something? Lame City.”

“lol.. I was wondering if anyone was going to ever reply to this one.. I figured it was dead..

have you been watching that show at all?.. geeEzz.. what a bunch!”

“Leave my thread RIGHT NOW!


Bastards.”

“heh.. we got your thread .. we got your thread.. na na nanana..”

“Eat a booger.”

“I don't have FOX. Thank god. The whole scheme of that show sicks me out. Gojo, sorry we are destroying your thread.”

“gojo: nopers.. you got cooties gojo.. I aint getting near you.

newgirl: deb and I talk about it, but don't watch it.. we laugh when we hear people talking about it then..”

“Watch who you call Bastards Gojo. People are liable to think you are Dr. Laura.”

“I heard boogers taste like chicken!!!!!”

“Yeah?
Well - just y'all wait til ALL those GOECT Hike trail reports start pouring in!”

“I too also have those visions of being feed grapes and having my BIG feet rubbed by some TT women!!! All those dates work for me........now wheres AmyG?”

“I don't think it's going to happen honey pie.”

“Yeah, chewy?
Umm Hmm...

I bet "eleventy hunnerd dollers" that there'll be a report come Monday a.m.!”

“Yeah, I'll bet feerteen-twentie it doesn't go down.


BTW, where did that "chewy" thing come from?”

“Actually?.. this one is going down.. check the TT calendar..
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Girls, male models want you.. they are waiting for you on Tray Mountain on March 17, 2002.

Style Modeling Group will supply wine and munchies. Please make plans to attend.

Send a face shot along with stats and bio as soon as possible to reserve your place.

Don't miss your chance to spend the night with some of the hottest males anywhere at 5,000 feet.”

“how bout if i go allong with all the guys?”

“The evolution of a nickname:
newgirl > chewgirl > chewy”

“Vixtrix.. I don't know ya.. but hey.. our hikes are public.. we will hike with anyone..male, female, young or old..”

“Gojo, you crack me up. Chewy it is.”

“Gojo,

Sandy-Schmandy, my yellow lab would like to ask Miss Sarabelle out on a date, but he's a little shy and goofy.

Could you pass along the information to her? Thanks.

Oh, you and I are chaperones..FYI.. :-)”

“Sunshine and I are going to Isle Royale next August. So far it's just she and me...anyone wanna join us? (No dogs allowed but Birch would probably dogsit)”

“Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me. We usually go to visit the fam in early August. I'm sure they wouldn't mind taking the boye for me for a few days.”

“Oh yeah, I?m seeing it now?15 girls in white cotton panties having a late night tickle/pillow fight?Sarbelle ripping open the pillows playin? gimmedat?and Gojo outside peeking in a knot hole like Peewee from Porky?s?

?Hi there girls! I?m Polly Penis!?”

“We have yet to pick a week sklukaz but early August might be just right! Have to see when she can go w/o her kiddies. Birch is going to stay home with Abby (he's trying to get out of it...wants to come along BAD) or maybe if she's past her seperation anxiety phase she'll stay with gramma for a week. This'll be a week on the island at least I hope!”

“Oh, that would be perfect!”

“I'd LUUUUUUV to join youn's, but I'll be back at school by then.
D'oh!

How's about mid-July?”

“No WAY! Black fly season. Sorry Gojo but even Your company isn't worth submitting myself to Isle Royale blackflies again!!!!”

“Sassafras, keep me in the loop about Isle Royale. I wouldn't mind another trip to the U.P., as long as you indulge me in visiting my favorite watering holes in Houghton!”

“We have to be up there the night before the ferry ride anyways, might as well make good use of the time!”

“Whoo-hoo!
I, too, have a favorite watering hole in Houghton! (compliments of Sunshine).

My fave bar on the Keweenah is The Gay Bar, tho.

...its in Gay.
(I even got a tee shirt).”

“Ah, the Gay Bar. Have two pictures of the Gay bar in my house - one from last August, from a reunion up there. Had one of the locals take a picture of us, then we asked him to get in the picture with us (he said no one would believe he was with 20 women!) and then gave him a polaroid for the proof. THe other picture is from Winter Carnival this past winter, about 30 (sorority) girls in that picture. Hard to see anyone's faces because it was snowing so hard!

Gojo, been to the Doghouse, or the DT? How 'bout the Ambassador for a fishbowl and tostada pizza? Perfect after a few days backpacking!”

“Sunny and I went to (The Library?). It's on the main drag, maybe 2-3 blocks from the bridge.”

“Yeah, love the onion soup there. But the Library is much different than it used to be. Very yuppish now as a brew pub. Had a lot of atmosphere to it. The original Library burned down the first day of fall semester my senior year. Very sad.

I lived one block up the hill from the Ambassador my senoir year. One block in distance isn't bad, its just getting up that hill in the winter when you're drunk that's a challenge!”

“Getting DOWN a hill can be a challenge to the "sobrietarily challenged" - LOL!”