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“hey...I don't think anyone remembers me...exept mabye Ice Tea. But for the people that do remember me...I'm here again.”

“Hey, it's the Lidless Eye! How've you beeen?”

“Great...I think”

“Mabye? ...Mabye not!”

“LoL”

“Who could forget a cool looking name like that. Mmmmm...you spelled your name two different ways.”

“I did?”

“At the end of each message, it looks like 'Sauron'. Hence the reference to 'The Lidless Eye'.”

“oh, well...It is Sauron, and It is refering to the lidless eye, I love those books.”

“Who could forget the pop tart dude?”

“Toaster Streudel, Dammit!

Are we going to go through this all over again????”

“Hey «?§åúróñ?», did you ever read "Bored of the Rings," the Harvard Lampoon parody? Don't let the title throw you; it's a total scream.

The names, oooh the names...

Frodo and Bilbo were Frito and Dildo Bugger. Gandalf was Goodgulf. It wasn't a Balrog; it was a Ballhog, and on and on...

Sauron was about the best one, tho'... 'Sorehead'!”

“well...um...I'll remember to read those.”