Quail eggs!

“So as I was feeding my Quail tonite I noticed an egg, then another etc...till I counted 7! I hadnt realized they were mature yet. I had noticed a particularly amorous male with quite the libido. Evidently he was a BIG hit with the ladies...Unfortunately the eggs werent fertile but are still neat!”

“Hey, can ya still eat the eggs?”

“Congratulations! You're ah....well....um....well, I don't know but congratulations anyway!”

“Laqtis, some fancy restaurants serve quail eggs. I dont know if these are good or spoiled. They are tiny,maybe an inch long or so.”

“Scrambled eggs for breakfast. Mmmmmmmmm!”

“It might make an omelet big enough for Abby! Congrats dude. These birds are going to be a source of great of enrichment.”

“Quail eggs in a sushi bar are quite the treat.

You serve them on a float of soy sauce, tonkatsu and a sprinkle of red pepper and sliced scallions.

I like them this way.

I like them less when they are served as a float in a glass of hot sake'.”

“Oh! For a second I thought you said quayle eggs.”