Favorite Tilt quotes

“What's your favorite quotation of Tilt quoting ?”

“"There is no Reality Back Button."

- Tilt quoting Tilt”

“"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."

FZ”

“"I don't care what data you processed! We can't just sit here and let Doug and Tony be killed!"

"Dr. Ann MacGregor"
Lee Meriwether
The Time Tunnel (1966)
(cancelled after 30 episodes)”

“"I do my bawling in the bathroom."

David Peel and the Lower Eastside Band

I'm not Tilt, but imagine he'd like this one.”

“This guy?

Well, ya know, I listened to so much Zappa, I can't differentiate between Reality and whatever this is.

The crux of the biscuit is, after all, the apostrophe.”

“Tilt, you're shooting blanks.”

“Oh Tlted one your way of thinking reminds me of my grandfather. A different generation for sure but the same kind of mind twists. He had a classical education--he threw a bit of Greek, Latin, Spanish, Hopi and Navajo into the cockeyed mix. I loved it!!

Here is a quote I wrote down one time:

Aha!! she cried as she waved her wooden leg skyhighward till the air was filled with splinters.”

“Gee, Limpy, I could be shootin' blanks. I've never been checked for that... <G>



Great stuff, MP!

Have you ever seen a movie called You're A Big Boy Now? Its one of those crazy 60s comedies... I haven't seen it in years. The soundtrack was mostly written and performed by John Sebastian and the Lovin' Spoonful.

Your grandfather's quote reminded me of it immediately because the lead character's main competition for the affections of a young lady (or so he thinks) is "a 54-year-old albino hypnotherapist with a wooden leg", LOL”

“OH, happier days when Tilt was just quoting obscurity and not trying to save the world

Hey Tilt, shoot me an email when you get a chance!”

“"Hello scumbag." is very near and dear to my heart.”

“I really like " it depends who's more butch" referring to a girl scout and German invasion of France.”

“Hey tilt, I'm on your side. Sorry to lay out a nother target for dem”

“I can't recall who said it, or the exact quotation, but to paraphrase...

"I love freedom of speech because everyone eventually exposes their true charcter."

(anonymous backpacker at That Other Site, circa 1998)”

“I applaud tilt for standing up for what he believes.”

“ok, I havent been on much...what happened”

“Heck, just the same ol' same ol'!”

“*”

“Ha!”

“باستعراض جوي قبل أن تحط في مطار هيثرو في إشارة إلى إنهاء الرحلات التجارية للطائرات المعروفة بسرعة تفوق سرعة الصوت.

وحملت طائرة الكونكورد التابعة للخطوط البريطانية "بريتيش آيروايز" على متنها 100 ضيف خاص في الرحلة الأخيرة التي انطلقت من مطار كينيدي في نيويورك باتجاه لندن.

وعند دخولها الأجواء البريطانية انضمت إليها طائرتا كونكورد للخطوط البريطانية، واحدة قادمة من مدينة آدينبراه في سكوتلندا والأخرى من خليج بيسكاي غربي فرنسا.

وهبطت طائرات الكونكورد الثلاث في هيثرو قرابة الساعة الثالثة بتوقيت غرينيتش.

يذكر أن طائرة الكونكورد، وهي

Tilt
04:55:35 PM
01/07/02


That's my favorite, Tilt rants in arabic about who knows what? Maybe jihad.”

““The "Bush Doctrine" is deader than Heath Ledger.”

Tilt
12:44:13 PM
1/24/08”

“Classless”

“Tilt is so silly.”

“Try some style when you build a pile.”

“Shame, shame, shame!

There's some Pyle, presented in style.

Gomer, that is.”

“you know whats silly? treating a potential suicide like a troll. somehow that gets a pass from the axis”

“I read that as "hold on"..as in "don't give up" optimism people optimism”

“Yeah, I don't think he meant anything. He's just misguided.”

““you know whats silly? treating a potential suicide like a troll. somehow that gets a pass from the axis”
crash bang
7:26:22 PM

You including me on that?
Post a quote from me on that thread here if you think so.

Reading Is Fundamental
last edited: 1/24/08 6:29:43 PM”

“Post a quote from me on that thread if you think so

thats my point. you said nothing when sarge was making fun of someone who might be a suicide, but pile-on when tilt says something about someone that none of us know. but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt. maybe you missed the part where he said call 9-11 so they can tell you how to kill yourself

tilts comment wasnt any worse than sarge's. sarge's was probably a hair more tasteless

personally, i really didnt have a problem with either comment. but to make an issue out of tilts comment is stupid. the only reason you guys are, is because he's "the enemy" the "silly libbie". it gets so old. and dont accuse me of taking sides. i defended you when Q started his sht. he really annoyed me, and caused me to lose a lot of respect for him. you didnt deserve that, and sarge is just stirring up a hornets nest for the axis to pile on
last edited: 1/24/08 6:39:28 PM”

“thats my point. you said nothing when sarge was making fun of someone who might be a suicide

Slooooow down there cowboy!

I said that so they'll call 911. My experience is that most people who have gotten to the point this person seemingly was, is that they're on something (I've helped peeps on stuff from alcohol to acid)... and given the little info we had, and considering what she asked for, the best action was to trick them into calling 911. Trust me, 'hold on', or 'go hiking' doesn't work at the last stages.

Don't be so quick to be a dick there crash.”

“dont be so quick to call names, unprovoked. i just said i didnt have a problem with what you said. i figured you were doing a little reverse psychology

my point is stove is piling on for no other reason than tilt is a "silly libbie"”

“sorry, but I don't take this characterization lightly

when sarge was making fun of someone who might be a suicide”

“Silly Libbie, read!

treating a potential suicide like a troll

Post a quote where I said this or STFU.
last edited: 1/24/08 6:52:02 PM”

“Post a quote where I said this

i'm not saying you said it.

im saying youre giving sarge a pass. if a "silly libbie" had made the comments sarge did, youd be all over it. youre just piling on because its tilt
last edited: 1/24/08 7:07:35 PM”

“Crash, you are as bad as mapleleaf at misconstruing what you think I said.

On this thread:
““The "Bush Doctrine" is deader than Heath Ledger.” -tilt

"classless” - StoveStomper


On the "suicide" thread, the sum total of my one post was to agree that HOI has good advice.



Notice the two threads have nothing to do with one another.
That's why I say READ.



PS: I'm not sarge's keeper. He's a big boy and can say what he wants. Just like tilt does.
last edited: 1/24/08 7:21:48 PM”

“stove, you missed the point of what i said. i understand that you didnt say anything on the suicide thread

thats MY point. what a person DOESNT say sometimes speaks as loudly as what they DO say. you DIDNT speak up when you COULDVE. if it was a "silly libbie" that made those comments, you wouldve been calling them an insensitive lout
last edited: 1/24/08 7:26:24 PM”

“oh brother! where art thou???”

“Crash, you are as bad as mapleleaf at misconstruing what you think I said.

A simple "I'm sorry I accused you of treating a potential suicide like a troll" would have been all that was needed.”

“say not she who shall not be named!”

“in other words, if tilt or buddha bear or laqtis had said "call 9-1-1 theyll tell you how to kill yourself" like sarge did, youd be all"OH YOU HORRIBLE CLASSLESS LIBERAL SCUM", but when sarge says it, youre mute

ultimately, i agree with sarge's approach, more or less. i wont fault him anymore for his tone, because im a bit too abrasive at times myself”

“ simple "I'm sorry I accused you of treating a potential suicide like a troll" would have been all that was needed

how about a simple I NEVER ACCUSED YOU OF TREATING A POTENTIAL SUICIDE LIKE A TROLL? will that suffice?”

“OMG somebody needs to break out a hose on you two”

“say not she who shall not be named!¡±

m-pl-af!
m-pl-af!
m-pl-af!”

“bow-chica-bow-wow!”

“sarge did you watch the american idol audtions last night?”

“Hate do tell you this Crash, but I am not Sarge's keeper.

Silly Crash.


It's OK, GNM. You might not realize it but I have hiked with Crash, and I consider him a friend. A silly one, but a friend. ;-)
last edited: 1/24/08 7:38:49 PM”

“yes - you?

Last night had the eagle dude?, right?”

“that bow chicka wow wow......reminded me of

http://www.popcrunch.com/brother-sister-michelle-lampkin-jeffrey-lampkin-american-idol-video-audition/”

“I consider crash a person who needs special care and hugs.”