Super-sized Apology

“I would like to apologize for my son?s spamming the board yesterday. You see, he is quite bright but socially inept. He lacks the ?people skills? and, quite frankly, the stature to confront people in real life so he resorts to these behaviours. I am seriously considering revoking his internet privileges. I ask for your patience, my hands are quite full.”

“Ma, I guess that's all you got--"he is quite bright," "he is quite bright," "he is quite bright," "he is quite bright," yada yada yada.

You are obviously quite proud....

Want some fries with that?”

“Yet another thread example of how Spock's trolling is successful.”

“I thought Spock's mother's name was "Amanda"!”

“I thought it was Jane Wyatt!”

“Oh dear! He came home today and got all hopped up on Powerpuff Girls Powerberry Pop Tarts and Red Bull energy drinks and headed straight for the computer. I am so, so sorry. He is a bright child but hyperactive. It is no fun to be the mother of a one trick pony who is full of spit and vinegar.

Are you interested in being friends with my son, Gear Slut? He's a very bright boy but somewhat isolated.”

“Momma, can I go out and play momma?”

“Can I stay up all night and watch movies, Ma? Can I, huh, can I? Ma, when you gonna go on a diet and lose that fat ass of yers?”

“Don't you talk to my momma like that. You'll be sorry mister (sucking thumb)”

“Thanks for the offer, but I can't be bothered.”

“I can't even reply to this thread, I'm laughing to hard”

“The INFAMOUS "I can't be bothered"

That will humble anyone.”

“Unfortunately, it brings some people to tears.

Who was the first poster to immortalize it?”

“Seems I have to apologize for my boy again: Spocky in the News”

“After reading the story, I'd say your son's problems are all your and Pa Spock's fault.”