Favorite president

“Kennedy”

“Truman”

“Clinton”

“Truman”

“Millard Who?”

“Whoever is the president of the Hair Club for Men right now.”

“Or something like that.”

“Or something like that.”

“Or something like that.”

“Or something like that.”

“sorry”

“____ record? ;-)”

“How long have you had Terret's Syndrome broken? lol!”

“Ray-gun.”

“Prolly that pressadent that got the duk pond in Deesee. I swimmed in the pond for a minit, but all I got was a fether. Them duks swimmed FAST!

Any ways, my daddy sayed "get out of the duk pond befor we go to the pressadent poleese!"

He is the perty good pressadent with perty good duks and a pond.”

“Ronald Reagan”

“Jefferson”

“Ike
Lincoln
Washington
FDR

Elected in my lifetime: Ford
" last 1/2 century: Ike
" last century: FDR
Ever: Prolly Lincoln, mebbe Washington.

One reason for Washington: Its amazing that a victorious revolutionary general became head of State and then, after 8 years, handed over power while still popular.. without even trying to be re-elected.”

“Hey Ped!

I've got a 1952 "I LIKE IKE" campaign button I could sell you. Like new condition.”

“Willie Jeff”

“"I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

--President Dale (Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks!)”

“Clinton :~”

“Sy Sperling (or some sh!t like that) is the Hairclub for Men Pres.”

“Yes Violin!!! Old Millard... lucky 13 and one of the five greatest Unitarian presidents our nation has known.”

“Merkin Muffley”

“I remember those hair club commercials with good ole Sy "I'm not just the President, I'm a customer". Or something like that.

Favorite President, I'd say Bush right now.”

“Henry Ford”

“Thank you ever so large.”

“?”

“Teddy Roosevelt”