Sex or backpacking

“which is better?”

“Neither........
It depends on who you are doing IT with.”

“"IT" as in Information Technology?

or

"IT" as in the "sexual act" ?

Well I get a chance to backpack about 52 times a year, sex on the other hand... never mind”

“that's funny...Spanky talking about sex on the other hand! HAHA!”

“Don't they go hand & hand, sex & backpacking, that is?”

“how about sex while backpacking? Or backpacking while um, sexing?”

“I made a custom pack that allows me and a lucky someone to do both -
simultaneously!

I call it the "North Facing".
hehehee!”

“lol gojo!

Give her the "mountain hardware"!”

“Ohmagawd!
This could go on FOR EVER!
So... lets!”

“Buddah -
shouldn't that be "mountin' hardware"?

When my ex first saw it, she exclaimed "Eureka!"”

“more like Mountin' hard-wear.”

“Just be sure to take care of the Kelty, before you dive into the Walrus. Hopefully, she'll have shaved the Moss.”

“Yup, as I have already stated on other threads, truly desperate people.”

“backpacking is better than sex - much cheaper in the long run and much quieter most of the time”

“Maybe Spock should experience both for herself.”

“Gee. I thought the answer was a no-brainer but I guess there are those out there who've never experienced great sex. Too bad.”

“How 'bout great sex while great backpacking? Count me in. Been there!”

“We always want what we can't have! he he he! ;)

Sunshine is right, it's a no brainer. Many times I have thought about having sex while out backpacking but I have never thought about backpacking while having sex.

Good sex is hard to top.”

“do we have to choose????”

“ditto Sunshine.”

“Backpacking lasts longer than sex. It's nice to have both now and then though.”

“Do not even get me started bout seks!

(I got a boy frend you kno)”

“Sex lasts longer then backpacking for some of us. ;-)”

“It'd be nice, maybe just once, to mix the two!”

“put on your backpack before you slip into bed next time buddur.”

“Good Luck, Buddur. Don't hurt yourself.”

“oh.. and definitely sex.. long hard hollywood grade sex.. pumped up full of viagra.. and her being only half his age.”

“(sorry.. I needed ONE spam post)”

“porn for backpackers seems to be a need that nobody is filling.”

“(Overhead at the trailhead)

"ya baby.. drag my 36-24-34 body up that 3000 foot elevation climb and do me good!.. "”

“try a warm nalgene in the sack”

“Not simultaneously.

However one, followed by the other, is sublime.

Now if I could only find one or the other to be sublime with.”

“I'm married, so we do it doggy style every night...

I sit up and beg; she rolls over and plays dead.”