Learning thread

“Word for the day:

cryptic ? \KRIP-tik\ ? (adjective)
1 : secret, occult
*2 a : having or seeming to have a hidden or ambiguous meaning
: mysterious b : marked by an often perplexing brevity
3 : serving to conceal”

“Main Entry: Spock
Pronunciation: 'späk
Function: biographical name
Benjamin McLane 1903-1998 American physician; wrote The
Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care, ubiquitous guide to
the rearing of children; later became avid pacifist”

“Main Entry: Spock
Pronunciation: 'späk
Function: Pain in the A$$
White male, 25-55 yrs old, few if any female
relationships, marginal health, bouts of depression, unsatisfied with life overall, and likes to view pornography. It's possible that this individual still lives in his parent's home. May have experimented with gay sex or at least thought about it. He is frustrated and needs to vent. Warning, should be considered dangerous.”

“Hmmmmm I wonder what he meant by that*”

“I learned yesterday on Martha Stewart how to bone a turkey. The secret is butter. Lots and lots of butter!”

“I will refrain from commenting on that, Nigal. I'm trying for either "most loved" or "most intelligent".”

“Aww, go ahead Dunadan! It's an obviouse set up. Go on and knock it down.

I really did learn how to bone a whole turkey, make stuffing and roll it all up and bake it. Martha's great!”

“Thanks a lot Nigal!

I tried that stupid turkey stunt. Why didn't you mention you have to defrost the bird first?!! Ever lick an ice cube tray? All the butter in the world won't stop that. I look ridiculous now.
* ”

“eat turkeys.”

“You miss out on turkey soup from the carcass if you bone it before roasting!”

“I think boning a turkey is illegal in most States.”

“State Slogan:
"Visit Scenic New Jersey, Where Bestiality Is Legal."”

“Is that Cream of Turkey soup Sassy?”

“i relish a turkey without dressing...

eewww, who am i??”

“Rad offers interesting advice from an experienced consumer*”

“he is a "stuffing" connoisseur, hahaha ;-)”

“LOL! ped ain't no jive turkey!”

“What lovely lyrical images.”

“oh, i just gobble that up, Ped... ;-P”

“creamy ranch?”

“I nominate Nigal as "most buttered".


oooooooh... remember the Buttered Cats?”

“Are we going to construct a buttered Nigal array?”

“Now we are back to the subject of the alchemical kitchen and the preparation of the secret elixir from the fountain of youth.

This Chef would apply Sage butter gently and thoroughly to all surfaces of the perfect Bird. Ever nook and cranny should be well seasoned. The oven should be prepared at high heat so that all the juices can be sealed in. I then fill the cavity with savory stuffing, adjust the oven temperature and tend carefully to lengthy cooking required for the grandest of birds.

Thanksgiving festivities lackmagick when self-basters are used.



The perfect bird should be gently and thoroughly rubbed with Sage butter, and gently stuffed by Chef. h Sage butter and filled with freshlGently stuffed and well tended.
No self basting Turkeys here.

Yer gonna make a lyre out me yet.

};->”

“I have a reacurring wet dream that I'm being molested by Martha Stewart and Judge Judy...I just wish I could quit having them in the middle of the day.”

“Ped tells the truth about the perfect syzygy of turkey and stuffing :o)”