Ice Tea Sanskrit, Translated

“Recently, a stone was found in a cave in Jersey with a strange language scrawled on it. many think it could be the long lost Ice Tea sanskrit. A team of translators are being assembled, and we could use your help.

Portion of Transcript:

I lyce grilz. Oune da i houp twoo merry oune. Butt, beafour I doo tghat, I knead twoo gho toow callage an gitt a degie.”

“at Harverd.

;);) Tea”

“Finally, someone is developing an Ice Tea decoder ring!”

“lol Harverd!
LMAO

sorry tea, I couldn't resist!”

“I believe the correct 'Tea spelling is Haverd ¦ )”

“Tea Sanskrit - English Translation
Haverd - Harvard”

“Buddha Bear is right

"Haverd
ice tea
8:02:18 PM
11/12/01"”

“d'oh! :-) i'm sure he was just doing the regional pronunciation, anyway...right? ;-)”

“It's nice we are all so f-in' perfect.
A$$holes should be ashamed.”

“Did you know Tea was featured on a website recently?


Tea - I hope you know we're not laughing at you, we're, umm, uh... let me get back to you.”

“Calm down limpy, we're just joking with the kid. I certainly am not perfect.

BTW, your last sentence was a fragment”

“duuuuude, limpy, chill ooouuut! making fun = making friends :-)”

“LMAO Violin!”

“LOL, maybe he's dictating to his cat who's typing for him.”

“And Tea - As someone who can't spell his way out of a paper bag, I cling to the notion that spelling is not an indication of low intelligence.”

“BB, BTW, look again.”

“See, I told ya I wasn't perfect...lol”

“yo-yo defense. (you'll get it)”

“yo-yo defense. (you'll get it)”

“yo-yo defense. (you'll get it)”

“yo-yo defense. (you'll get it)”

“yo-yo defense. (you'll get it)”

“Sweep.. sweep.... sweep those boring FAVORITE threads out of the way..”