The Northern Alliance No Better Than Tal iban

“I saw that all of the eight foreign aid workers who were jailed for protheltizing (sp?) were released by the NA yesterday.”

“Oh cool. I had just seen the two. Glad they are OK and not used as barganing chips.

BTW- what does the Taliban have against the missionary position anyhow?”

“Nigal, that is because they are having problems teaching the goats to roll over onto their backs.”

“Ewwww!

I posted this to another thread but thought it fits here better.

Did you guys see the news this morning? They caught Ben Lauden! They flew over the mountains spreading Viagra everywhere and that little prick popped right up!”

“The eight aid workers were freed by U.S. Special Forces in a nighttime prison raid. Some NA troops were along for support. For diplomatic and PR reasons The U.S. is giving NA all the credit.

Let the NA get all the credit if it helps cement our relationship, as long as the people are safe.”

“Did you hear the hostages burned the Islamic-style headscarves they were forced to wear to guide in the U.S. military helicopters that rescued them? Their captors fled Ghazni about an hour after arriving there because of an anti-Taliban uprising.”

“I believe I shall shave my beard off now.”

“And go fly a kite!”

“gordon -- what is your source for that?”

“Gordon works with the CIA.

Creative Imagination Aliance”